#572 - Pickle Chili

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Theo is back with a solo episode to talk about crashing a firefighter party in the Bronx, taking his mom to the Grand Ole Opry, and angering a guy with his chili toppings. He also responds to some of your voicemails and talks to a guy who survived falling 70 feet off a balcony. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Valor Recovery: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at https://valorrecoverycoaching.com or email them at [email protected] ------------------------------------------------- Music: “There is a Light” by the Stonekeepers feat. David Manuel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njJrEtlXBYw ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ah, just clearing the winter out of my throat, baby.
0:08.9	Be gone.
0:10.5	Be gone, snow.
0:13.3	Be gone.
0:14.5	Ice.
0:16.8	Or hail.
0:18.2	Dude, what is hail?
0:20.8	It's basically, it's like Italian snow or whatever.
0:23.4	I mean, that shit just fuck you up.
0:26.5	It's like Memphis snow.
0:28.5	It's like, what do we?
0:31.1	What, it's definitely, I got to look that up.
0:35.0	What is hail?
0:36.4	Because sometimes it's like you're relaxed and it's raining and then the rain's like, oh yeah, guess what?
0:41.3	Mother fucker.
0:42.5	And it just fucking shows off.
0:45.9	And it just starts like pinging off your car, bouncing off your wife's shoulders and shit.
0:52.3	It's bouncing off your steps on or whatever and you makes you care about
0:55.9	him hail is just yeah we got to look into that and see what they're doing they're probably
1:02.0	charging us for it you know we're probably getting charged for that i'm sure um welcome to the episode
1:10.5	happy springtime, everybody.
1:12.7	Good to be here with you today.
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