5738 Minutes Of Bryan's Life!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Episode #691: Fun Fact: 5738 is the average amount of times a person will have sex in a lifetime. That's 5738 minutes of Bryan's life! Kanye has TCB talking about him and Bianca... again! But this time Bryan and Krissy are talking about her big V-cake instead of their visit to the big Cheesecake. Speaking of the big V, Bonnie Blue has taken down the World Record for having the most pleasure partners in a day. It's got Bryan asking: How much sex does one have in a lifetime? It's a Cha-Cha really good time on this episode of The Commercial Break! Kanye & Bianca at the Grammys red carpet Grammys performances & Trevor Noah’s opening speech Shaboozey is cool! Chapell Roan and her Pink Pony Doechii got Bryan liking hip hop again! The Oscars should learn from The Grammys Sabrina Carpenter is meeeh Teddy Swims has a voice that is 350 years old Was Taylor Swift sitting on Cynthia Erivo’s lap? Billionaires stereotypes Rude celebrity audience Will Smith’s comeback… Bryan is not a fan Bryan’s fashion advice Podcast reviews reviews Bonnie Blue’s 100 men in a day (OnlyFans star) Watch episode #691 on Youtube Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Sun Express Airlines.
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0:24.8	dot com and secure your seats today hey guys it's sid up here in me i just wanted to say thank you guys
0:34.3	for all you do you guys are consistently a bright spot in my day i listen to you guys
0:39.8	every day always good for a laugh just the other day i was having a hard time at work and my girl
0:46.3	sent me a link to some classical music i said what is that about and she said it'll calm me down
0:51.2	said honey don't worry brian's yelling in my ear about blow jobs right now.
0:55.3	I think I'm pretty good.
0:56.6	Keep up the good work.
0:57.8	Best you.
1:02.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:05.7	5,778 times.
1:08.3	I am lagging far behind.
1:11.2	Is that include, does that include myself? Does that include sex with myself?
1:15.0	Because if include sex with myself, I know I'm well up over 10,000.
1:18.6	But if includes sex with other people, I don't know that I've even reached 1,000.
1:21.5	5,778.
1:23.9	You better get to it, Brian.
1:25.3	I know, Chrissy. Well, oh, never mind. I'm not going to make that joke. But look what happens. Then you have 30 it, Brian. I know, Chrissy. Well, well, no, mind.
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