#574 - Mark Normand

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Mark Normand is a stand-up comedian and podcaster. You can see him live on tour this year, and also check out his podcasts “Tuesdays with Stories” and “We Might Be Drunk”. Mark Normand returns to talk about becoming a new dad, the uncertain future of Hooters, and his new show “Page to Stage” where he follows comedians as they write and perform new jokes for the first time. Mark Normand: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ DraftKings: Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code THEO. That’s code THEO for new customers to play $5, get $50 in Pick 6 credits. Better payouts. Bigger wins. Only with Pick6 from DraftKings. The Crown is yours. https://draftkings.com BlueChew: Go to http://bluechew.com and use code THEO to try your first month of BlueChew for free - just pay $5 shipping. Rocket Money: Go to http://rocketmoney.com/theo to cancel your unwanted subscriptions with Rocket Money. ESPN Plus UFC: Go to http://espnplus.com/theo to buy now and tune-in to UFC 314 on Saturday, April 12 at 10pm ET. ------------------------------------------------- Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred gambler. Help is available for problem gambling. Call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, or visit c c p g dot org in Connecticut. Must be eighteen plus, age and eligibility restrictions vary by jurisdiction. Pick6 not available everywhere, including New York and Ontario. Void where prohibited. One per new customer. Bonus awarded as non-withdrawable Pick Six Credits that expire in fourteen days. Limited time offer. See terms at pick six dot draftkings dot com slash promos. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm going to let you know we have these new hoodies, the onward hoodies in the merch shop.
0:04.5	These are my favorite template of hoodie ever that we've ever had.
0:09.5	I think you will love them and enjoy them.
0:11.4	They're at Theovon store.com.
0:14.5	And thank you so much for your support.
0:17.1	Today's guest is a stand-up comedian.
0:20.3	He has two podcasts Tuesdays with stories with Joe List,
0:24.3	and we might be drunk with Sam Morrill. He's touring all over this year. He's a one-of-one.
0:33.0	He's a new father, and he has a new series out called Page to Stage, where comedians take something
0:40.8	from their notebook and you see it build until it gets performed.
0:45.9	Today's guest is a one-of-one, my Louisiana brethren, Mr. Mark Norman.
0:51.0	Shine on me, and I will find a song. Mark Norman.
1:09.9	Are you flying out today?
1:13.2	Yeah, my stepdad is sick, so I got to go see him.
1:14.2	I know I'm bummed.
1:15.4	I wanted to be there for Kill Tony.
1:16.4	Oh, yeah.
1:17.8	Are you doing it?
1:27.5	Doing it with Kid Rock, so that'll be, I'm going to try to, he'll, you know, sick his security guards on me and call me the N-word. Dude, I didn't know. Oh, yeah. Dude, he has a dog that can say the N-word I saw.
1:34.4	Was it a, what, black lab, I hope? Oh, yeah, dude. BLM, bro. Black labs matter. Of course it is, dude.
1:42.6	Hopefully it's not a German Shepherd. He thought a black lab was a place where they tested barbecue sauce.
1:47.3	I was like, here, get on Mike.
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