I'm going to The Oh, I like this so we just put that music on. Let's do it right now. Right now

Brian let's make it happen. Here we go.

We're here.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're here.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're live.

We've done it faster this time than ever.

We're getting better at it.

Less fuck-ups, less hiccups, live from the compound we started a little bit late today

but it was all my fault Brian was rocked and locked and loaded this time I just

fucked up I was tired because I had to do the Kevin and

Bean show this morning and I had to get up early because I have to leave my

houses kind of far from them. What the fuck people? What's going down

bitches? Happy New Year.

Brian is all in a tizzy about the goddamn iPad.

And me, I twittered that I don't need an iPad because I'm a

fucking man and I can carry a goddamn backpack with a laptop and I don't complain like a

little bitch and this seems like it's got less shit than a laptop.

If you're gonna go like on an airplane or something somewhere,

you want a fucking laptop.

You want to be able to get on the computer,

you want to be able to send someone a real goddamn email or attach something to it, and send a real link easy, copy and paste, old school.

You don't want some nutty fucking finger things you have to.

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