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Here we are. It's episode number I already lost it 59 right?

It's episode 60. Whoa.

It's episode 60. We got episode 60 going here. I didn't know I had like I keep saying

and like I said before and like I will say again, I had no idea that we'd be in episode 60.

I thought maybe we'd be a 14 or whatever. But you know, Daddy got a fucking haircut a

little bit and when when Daddy gets a haircut, all of his friends say, oh, you got a haircut

and then I say, yeah, that's as far as that conversation ever goes by the way.

Oh, you got a haircut, huh? Yeah. Oh, looks good. Cool. That's as far as it ever goes.

You might as well say, and then the other guy and then you go, and then the other guy goes,

because it's all what it is and it means nothing. You know, I used to have a thing where

and I guess I still think about this, but like if you wear red shoes, it doesn't matter what

the fuck they are. People will just be like, ah, nice shoes because they they they're out of the

ordinary and they don't even mean nice shoes. They just mean, oh, those shoes are red. That's

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