0:00.0	You're listening to the dollop. This is an American history
0:08.0	podcast each week. I Dave Anthony read a story from American history to life form.
0:20.0	Gareth Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about.
0:25.3	Feels like a lot of liberties were taken there for...
0:28.5	What do you mean?
0:30.0	I just felt totally crazy. Why? Just because you were saying a lot of crazy shit and I just I simply read the
0:41.4	intro but a life form is just sort of it's so general it's no but you
0:47.3	know why it's weird come I don't know why it's weird it's a descriptive term no you it's
0:52.3	weird because it's like I'm more than that.
0:54.5	Did I call you an inanimate object? No. So I was truthful. There's a town in Australia and Jose is all over the town.
1:10.0	It's Champagne.
1:11.0	What?
1:12.0	Jose is all over that town.
1:14.2	The police keep having to put on their sirens to chase him back into the water because he keeps.
1:20.8	So what is the Walrus?
1:21.8	Hanging out on streets.
1:24.5	I saw him playing with a little plastic traffic divider.
1:28.1	He's hanging on people's porches.
1:30.1	So Walrus?
1:31.1	Jose is a problem and you need to bring him back from Australia.
1:35.8	He's here. He's here right now. Sure he is. He's in Papa's bed on his special pillow where he always is.
1:43.8	We've all seen the video.
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