Hi, everybody. Welcome to AITA pod. I'm Danny Vega, joined by a very special guest today.

Haley Hackett, comedian, friend, fellow co-working social club member. We're here now.

We're here. Thanks for having me, dude. It's great to have you, dude.

Congrats on your recent legal... No? What? We're not talking. Oh, we're not talking about it. That's fine, though. Yeah. Okay.

We did something extremely important, extremely secretive. Okay. Cool. Already started off on making it weird, but...

So sorry. Should we learn it over? No. No, we're in it now. I don't want to start over.

Just move through the mosh. I guess I didn't clear it with you. I guess I just thought it was a

normal thing to say. Oh, it's totally normal. I think I, speaking of boundaries, I didn't, you know...

Can we talk about your dog? We can definitely talk about my dog.

I think this is one of the most likable things about you.

You have a dog who is evil.

He barks at everyone and you're not allowed to look at him.

Fair?

I'm not allowed to look at it.

I was advised not to look at him because he doesn't like to be looked at.

He gets very angry. And then you'll sort of get defensive like you're making this face right now. But then you did name him Lucifer, which is

sort of on admission of guilt. Well, we named him Lucifer before we knew how much trauma he had.

Oh, really? Yeah. You just went, why'd you go Lucifer? Because my partner was like, we should name him Lou.

And I was like, Siffer.

Got it.

And I just thought it would be fun because he's this like, you know, five-pound little chihuahua corgi mix.

Does he five pounds?

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