I built my first phone in 2000, Warren. It was like crazy. And it took me nine months to basically go from being homeless, sleeping on a couch, in a mobile home. I was living in Clayton, North Carolina. I tell men, there's basically two types of women. There's mother types and mistress types. And you've got to know what you want. There's nothing wrong with either one.. But biggest mistake a man with money can do, men marry mistresses.

My grandma was super intellectual.

Like before she died at 102, she wrote a paper on diminutives in different languages.

And that's like Russians.

Russians don't have articles.

So they, it drives me nuts with my Russian friends.

I'm like, bro bro you've been in

fucking America for 20 years you got to know the word the it was like gift in caught yeah

oh like that sounds so bad just say the here in my garage good all right uh well I'll let you rock

and roll is your first podcast?

Pretty much. I mean, I've done some other ones and everything like that, but it's like go, go hard or go home.

Yeah. So. Ask me some stuff and we'll go from there. We'll riff. Yeah, well, so kind of crazy, man. A little background, the way I got here. Five, six six years ago I was working as a

retailer I got a gravel lot in the middle of nowhere South Dakota I was working for a guy

he sold cars to dealerships and it was like semi trucks out there no traffic

right yeah and I started learning about this little, little known thing called Facebook ads.

Yeah.

And I started going down the rabbit hole, but didn't have anything solid.

But I would just spend eight hours a day while I'm cleaning cars, just on YouTube.

It was my mom.

I'd find one guy I like and just go through his whole channel.

Yeah.

And that was like eight months to just stoking that up.

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