0:00.0	We're going on tour, and this is...
0:02.0	It's been a while.
0:02.9	March 2025 is when our tour is happening.
0:05.6	First of all, we're going to Tempe, Arizona.
0:07.4	Maybe our favorite city of all time.
0:09.1	It's the best.
0:09.6	That is on March 16th, and then we go to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
0:13.5	Maybe our favorite city ever.
0:15.0	Truly, the best city we've ever gone to.
0:17.7	That's on March 17th.
0:19.1	And then we go to Oklahoma City, which is... The best, our favorite,
0:23.4	we often say that it's our number one. Yeah, it's our number one, the best city I've ever been to.
0:28.4	That's on March 18th. On March 19th, we're going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Our favorite city,
0:34.4	without question. And then we head to Dallas, Texas on March 28th.
0:38.8	Our favorite city.
0:40.1	It's the best one.
0:41.0	There's never been a better city than that.
0:43.0	If you don't like it, you're a Dall asshole.
0:45.2	Thank you.
0:46.0	And then we go to Houston, Texas on March 21st.
0:48.4	The best city.
0:49.1	Which is by far the best city.
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