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🗓️ 9 May 2024
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A grass so interesting it earned a spot on Completely Arbortrary, giant dragon bamboo (Dendrocalamus sinicus) is a stunningly large species with no shortage of interesting quirks. But… is it a tree, or does it look on enviously. Listen now to the exciting conclusion of Seven Deadly Stems! Then, listen for a segment of Trail Snacks, where we eat something we’ve wanted to try for years.
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0:00.0 | Alex, I believe I have reached the equivalent of nirvana. |
0:04.3 | Tell me more. |
0:05.2 | Well, I have been sleeping on my cozy earth sheets. |
0:08.8 | Wow. |
0:09.8 | And when I get up in the morning, I put on my fantastic jogger suit yes which is a funny way to put it but you |
0:17.6 | started saying that so I'm just going to keep on going and it is opening my mind to things I didn't know I could open my mind to |
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0:50.7 | And cozy wear. |
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0:57.2 | Casey, I'm right there with you. |
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1:27.8 | Now Alex, right around the corner is Mother's Day. |
1:31.1 | If you haven't already done something, which you should have... |
1:34.4 | Yeah. Now's your moment. Go by your mom some cozy earth because it is the thing that will help her sleep at night. It's the thing that will help keep her comfortable at all moments of her life. |
1:48.0 | And that's what you want for your mom. |
1:50.0 | So she isn't up all night thinking about what a disappointment her children are. |
1:53.1 | Exactly because they didn't get her cozy earth. You don't want to be on that level. |
1:57.1 | Well Casey here's some exciting news all completely arbitrary |
2:02.4 | listeners get 35% off at cozy Earth.com with promo code |
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