#78: "Tin Foil Hat Bingo" + Elf Photos + RIP Legion of Skanks YouTube
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2023
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Summary
Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment.
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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom, and hello to... |
| 0:04.6 | Huh? |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to Broken Simulation! |
| 0:47.0 | Let me start that again. |
| 0:50.0 | Start again. |
| 0:52.0 | At will. |
| 0:53.0 | Please. |
| 0:54.0 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation, starring Johnny Woodard and... |
| 0:59.0 | And yeah, anyway. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, hello at that time. |
| 1:03.0 | Take two. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:05.0 | Good job, Sammy. |
| 1:06.0 | You did it, buddy. |
| 1:07.0 | Hold on one second. |
| 1:08.0 | Congratulations. |
| 1:09.0 | Now he's operating his phone now. |
| 1:11.0 | Hold on, dude. |
| 1:12.0 | He's telling me to hold on. |
| 1:13.0 | He's telling me to hold on talking over me while I'm trying to vamp while on his phone. |
| 1:17.0 | No, dude. |
| 1:18.0 | This is part of the show because this show is brought to you by my good friend, Jesusus. |
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