798 - Hootie's Green Flag ft. Whitney Cummings

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Thomas, Radio, Orlando, Vann, Real, 1041, Florida, Tom, The, Morning, Comedy, Drunky, Daniel, Podcast, Improv, Dennis, Monsters, Dan, In

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2024

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

- "Friday free show" intro with hosts and Samantha from Samantics
- Technical issues with the camera
- Out-of-touch conversation on news and elections, algorithm hiding
- Skit mention: "Nayland Palin"
- Upcoming Beer Fest and Sofas and Suds events, sponsors, Silver Lining Band
- THC seltzer reviews, food trucks, sponsors
- Talk on testosterone shots and health, joke on missing doses
- Humorous exchange on underwear, wicking tech, and "space underwear"
- Running gear discussion: "nutrition belt" and "neck fan"
- Commentary on wicking underwear vs. cotton
- Sofa and Suds event team plans, Tuttle’s involvement
- Tuttle’s behavior, Bubba’s show and Tuttle’s podcast
- Upcoming content house with stunts and cash booth
- Recliner nostalgia: oversized chairs, built-in coolers, lift-assist
- Sam’s concert cancellation, frustration with parking downtown
- Suspicion about “unforeseen circumstances” for concert cancellation
- Concert canceled due to Jinx Monsoon’s illness, no reschedule
- Alfonso Ribeiro injury at Disney, outdated trolley tracks
- Disney liability speculation, comparison to real vs. decorative trolleys
- Sam’s costumes for Ren fairs and Disney cosplay
- Renaissance fair memories, medieval LARPing, dusty grounds
- Actors in character, dusty fairgrounds, taunting “dunk tank” actors
- Sightings of Zelda’s Link and genre-mixing at the fair
- Tommy’s reluctance for LARPing, movie *Role Models* reference
- LARPing rules: mock battles, Travis enjoys watching
- Kids aging out of pretend, memories with Maisie’s dog’s Christmas list
- Dan’s playful memories with sons after bath time, sentimental reflection
- Plug for “History After Dark” at Orange County Regional History Center
- Sam’s news intro with “Hawk Tuah” chant, “spitting on your peepee” humor
- Story on a kayaker faking death, Canada passport activity
- Tech makes disappearing hard, Russell Simmons in Bali, HBO documentary
- Story of *Air Bud* creator’s homelessness, GoFundMe, app skepticism
- Conversation on affordable living, avoiding high-cost cities
- Secret Service agent scandal involving ex-girlfriend and Obama photos
- Secret Service image decline, recent scandals vs. polished portrayal
- Nostalgia for high-security roles, recent Mr. Beast controversies
- Indiana man found dead in tanning bed at Planet Fitness
- Debate on Planet Fitness oversight and gym smells delaying discovery
- Commentary on People’s *Sexiest Man Alive* issue, John Krasinski, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco
- Questioning *People*’s relevance in today’s culture
- Magazine survival at checkouts, self-checkout decline, zine resurgence
- UFO and UAP congressional hearings on military interactions
- Speculation on UAPs emerging from oceans, extraterrestrial curiosity
- Why advanced aliens might crash, Elizondo’s testimony on superior tech
- Defiance in disclosing UAP programs, skepticism on proof in lifetimes
- Hardcore band No Man with female lead plays during break
- Whitney Cummings’ *Fast Friends* show blending *Friends* trivia, *Double Dare*
- *Friends* nostalgia, family appeal, potential celebrity cameos
- Animal ethics on *Friends*, Whitney’s NASCAR fandom, Florida tour dates
- Darius Rucker waving green flag at NASCAR for diverse audience reach
- Debate on displaying memorabilia, Drunkie the Bear jersey, Big Boi’s jersey room
- Dan’s Daytona Speedway track gift for father-in-law, inheritance humor
- Sam’s Twitch streams, Halloween cruise on Virgin Voyages
- Key West’s pub crawls, Garden of Eden nudist bar etiquette
- Fantasy Fest and Key West’s free-spirited vibe
- Excitement for Beer Fest and So Fun Suds events, weather jokes

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