80: Count Orlok Teaches Thermodynamics

The Broski Report with Brittany Broski

Brittany Broski & Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv

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🗓️ 21 January 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski addresses the TikTok ban, shares her personal convictions for the year, and researches thermodynamics.

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CHAPTERS:
00:00 – Intro
00:47 – TikTok Ban
01:29 – State of The Union
07:55 – SoCal Fires
17:38 – Superstitions
20:01 – Swedish Massage
23:47 – Personal Convictions
28:46 – Bad Bunny
29:51 – Self Identity
32:03 – Bad Bunny cont.
36:11 – Superstitions
40:52 – Thermodynamics
55:10 – Stream of Consciousness
57:56 – Songs of The Week
1:03:35 – Outro

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0:00.0	Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California.
0:09.8	This is The Brozky Report with your host, Brittany Brosky.
0:14.9	Welcome back to the Brosky Report.
0:20.4	I am your host, Brittany Browski.
0:25.3	I am your host, Count Orlock.
0:30.3	You will address me by the honor of my family name.
0:37.0	If you guys have seen Osferatu, you know that's really good. If you guys have seen Nosferatu, you know that's really good.
0:40.2	If you guys have seen Nosferatu the way that I saw Nosephratu,
0:43.5	you would say it's pretty good.
0:46.4	Welcome back.
0:49.7	Today we are talking about the TikTok ban.
0:55.9	Three nights.
0:59.0	On the third night, Donald Trump will bring back TikTok.
1:08.4	The ban will be buried in an aid bill,
1:14.2	extension of 60 days and 60 nights.
1:22.8	It's good.
1:26.5	Oh, y'all, if there was any doubt It's good.
1:36.3	Oh, y'all, if there was any doubt or question that we were living in a fucking hellscape,
1:39.4	let me go ahead and just confirm it for you.
1:52.2	L.A. is on fire. Texas is frozen. New York's under 45 inches of snow. Trump's going to be president again. And they banned TikTok, they brought it back. Okay? And I cut my own bangs. Whatever.
2:04.0	It's just getting, it's not even like, I don't have jokes. You know what I mean? I used to make such intense fun of the millennials who used to do them. Everything is fine. That dog. This is fine. Everything's okay. And now I'm like approaching my 30s
2:12.5	and I'm like, dog-o. Yes. Pupper. Yes. Okay. Wednesday be like. Yes. Mustache moment. Where did this mustache tattoo come from?
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