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Hello and welcome back to Cult Leader. I'm your Cult Leader, Spencer Henry, and I'm here to make your spooky dreams a reality.

I don't know what that means. Anyways, last week I got so many messages probably more than ever after the episode came out. If you haven't listened, what are you doing here? This is episode 80.

That was episode 79, so I think you're in the wrong place. It was about the exorcism of Annalise, Michelle, and Boy, oh boy did it cause a stir.

I actually had so much fun doing that episode, and it made me definitely want to do more out there scary stories in the future.

And I mean, when I started Cult Leader, I didn't want it to just be homicides every week. I wanted all spooky things. So much like episode 3, I think there was Carl Tanser in the Corpse Bride. We can expect some more spooky weirdness in the future.

I need to keep it so real right now, so I actually didn't think I would be recording today cause I literally just drove for 6 hours straight, but I realized last night that there is a sponsor for today's episode. So here we are.

And here I'll be for every Monday for the rest of 2020, which again, really cool, really grateful, really thankful.

Before we get to anything, because I'm feeling a little goofy, we need to talk about something big happening in my life right now, and that is a television series called Four Weddings. It's on Hulu, and originally a TLC show.

And you guys, it's the fucking best thing to watch. If you need like a palette cleanser after watching or listening to something really dark, highly 10 out of 10 recommend.

Basically every wedding looks like it took place in 2003, and the premise of the show is that there are four brides. They all go to each other's weddings, and then whoever they all rate each other, and whoever has the highest rating at the end of that episode, it gets there the winner of a look at the show.

And then the winner of a luxurious honeymoon, which I've heard that they don't even actually get to go on the honeymoon sometimes, but you know, that's a whole other, that's a TLC conspiracy.

We'll save that for the TLC conspiracy episode. But a lot of them have themes, and during, like throughout some of them, they have like two brides will have the same theme.

Well, Peacock's huge, huge theme is Peacock themed weddings. And I've watched at least four where like two of the brides will each have a Peacock theme, and they'll just be judging the shit out of each other's Peacock themed weddings.

And I just fucking live for it, and they talk so much shit about each other's weddings. They'll be like, oh, that food. I don't know what she was thinking. And I'm like, hey, they're probably gonna watch this after and just be like, fuck all the way off.

I like, I wish they would do follow up episodes or like, at least show reactions to them watching the show because some of the shit they say is just so savage.

But I love it. I stan. It's on Hulu, go watch it. Another really fun quarantine activity, which is my probably my favorite thing is me and my sister and her husband when I was up there in July.

We were like, let's do a taste test. So we ordered four different pizzas from four different restaurants and rated them all my sister made a spreadsheet. And we like wrote down our opinions on everything from crust to cheese to sauce.

And it was so much fun to do. And so this time we decided to do it again with Ksadias. And I always post it on my Instagram stories. So I'm sure a lot of you have seen it.

But really fun quarantine activity, just order food from a bunch of restaurants. And we always do the same thing. So like we ordered all like when we did pizza, we ordered all cheese pizzas.

And then we ordered like whatever that restaurant's popular side was. So we had an extra fun thing to rate. But try it out. It's fun to do.

So without further ado, let's get to today's story. It takes place in the LBC. That's Long Beach, California for the non-Californian babes. And it honestly feels like this story should just be the basis of a shitty 80s dark comedy.

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