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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Thomas, Radio, Orlando, Vann, Real, 1041, Florida, Tom, The, Morning, Comedy, Drunky, Daniel, Podcast, Improv, Dennis, Monsters, Dan, In

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2024

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

  • The show broadcasts live from "Injured On The Go, Just Call Mo's Studio."  
    - Dan compares infidelity to cereal choices in a parody song.  
    - Dan and Tom kick off the Friday free show of "A Mediocre Time."  
    - Dan and Ross discuss pinball addiction and its tie to Orlando's talk scene.  
    - Pinball machines noted as guest favorites and "smile makers."  
    - Discussion of PinballDudes.net's rental and rotation model.  
    - Pinball machines compared to classic cars as dad hobbies.  
    - Andrea suggests spontaneous late-night pinball playing.  
    - Humorous references to Burger King bathrooms and Digital Underground.  
    - Trivia about Digital Underground's "Sex Packets" and Tupac's role in "Nothing But Trouble."  
    - Dan recounts nearly being hit by someone in a medical gown.  
    - Ross describes following an erratic driver on I-4 like a "ghost ship."  
    - Debate on self-driving car safety versus human drivers.  
    - Joke about changes to Florida traffic school point laws.  
    - Speculation on 200 new Florida laws, including a misspelled one about "alligator rides."  
    - House Bill 49 allows 16- and 17-year-olds to work full-time.  
    - Debate on self-defense laws involving bears, with Dan joking about impressing his dog.  
    - House Bill 321 bans releasing lighter-than-air balloons.  
    - New massage parlor regulations combat trafficking.  
    - House Bill 461 exempts recent mothers from jury duty.  
    - Dan jokes about avoiding jury duty by discarding summonses.  
    - House Bill 583 permits larger wine containers, with nods to past growler restrictions.  
    - Dan reminisces about his mom’s large Chianti jugs.  
    - Joke about selling "Tom and Dan DeSantis wine pumpkins."  
    - Debate on whether police need training for new laws.  
    - Tuttle drops a surprising revelation in a recent guest appearance.  
    - Jamie Foxx's Netflix special "What It Happened Was" critiqued for its awkward format.  
    - Listener feedback on Jamie Foxx's special, highlighting its religious themes.  
    - Comparison of Jamie Foxx's special to polished stand-up like Anthony Jeselnik's.  
    - Discussion on Jeselnik's precision and his critique of oversaturated podcasting.  
    - Fictional idea of a comedian losing humor due to a medical condition.  
    - Speculation about Jamie Foxx's storytelling approach as a business move.  
    - Ross recounts a fireworks warehouse confrontation involving his son.  
    - Anecdote about warehouse neighbors like a cookie company and Nutty Bavarian.  
    - Ross shares a near-miss incident with a reckless driver.  
    - Importance of staying calm during near-miss accidents.  
    - Joke about renaming Dog Track Road to "Dog the Bounty Hunter Track."  
    - Light criticism of school mascots tied to dog gambling.  
    - Dan jokes about upgrading Tom's truck, comparing it to others.  
    - Nostalgia about meeting friendly motorcycle company folks.  
    - Extravagant spending stories about Hulk Hogan, Shaquille O'Neal, and Jay-Z.  
    - Belichick moves to college football to groom his son Steven as head coach.  
    - Debate on inherited leadership roles in sports and their scrutiny.  
    - Comparison of Belichick's move to LeBron James playing with his son.  
    - Dan reflects on generational career advantages for kids.  
    - Commentary on Belichick’s coaching style and media insights.  
    - Tommy enjoys YouTuber Queso’s comedic chat interactions.  
    - Tom considers hiring Queso for a personalized video gift for Tommy.  
    - Debate on YouTuber influences on kids and toxic gaming environments.  
    - Ross mentions Space Marine 2 as a new game.  
    - Tom jokes about buying dirt bikes and reminisces about Peewee 50s.  
    - Challenges in sparking kids' interest in hobbies like drums.  
    - Reflection on Archie Manning’s parenting and football success.  
    - Humorous holiday card exchange jokes.  
    - Announcement of voicemails and next BDM show.  
    - Longevity of independent shows compared to "Guiding Light" and "Larry King Live."  
    - Mr. Beast’s Amazon show "Beast Games" and multi-revenue strategy.  
    - Listener asks about Tom and Dan's past disagreements.  
    - Nostalgia for 80s and 90s tropes like smashing beer bottles.  
    - Listener request for Dan’s Russian soldier Halloween story.  
    - Dan recounts catching an ex cheating while in a Russian costume.  
    - Listener shares a "double bird" traffic incident.  
    - Tom jokes about using his phone at stoplights and pre-honk frustrations.  
    - Story of a pre-honk causing an accident.  
    - Debate on traffic laws and aggressive honking.  
    - "Anger blue balls" humorously discussed.  
    - Nostalgia for retail spaces like Radio Shack turning into smoke shops.  
    - Cultural nostalgia for strobe lights at parties and roller rinks.  
    - Strobe light seizure warnings in games and anime.  
    - Ross plugs upcoming comedy shows and a therapy-infused segment idea.  
    - Dan jokes about Tommy working at Pyro Spot.  
    - Discussion about transformation photos and Tommy’s growth.  
    - Closing remarks promoting Monday’s BDM show.

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