805 - Honey Teets

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Thomas, Radio, Orlando, Vann, Real, 1041, Florida, Tom, The, Morning, Comedy, Drunky, Daniel, Podcast, Improv, Dennis, Monsters, Dan, In

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

- Introduction of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan."
- Addiction to Godzilla pinball at The Pinball Dudes.
- Ross McCoy, comedian and pinball record holder, joins the show.
- The Weeknd’s Variety magazine cover and related stories, including licensing speculation.
- Stories about The Weeknd as a "true artist."
- Joke about locking Tom and The Weeknd in a studio for a weekend.
- Old bit comparing honey buns and Mr. Beast.
- Children watching YouTube and its dopamine effects.
- Highlighting a BDM member every Friday, starting with "Honey Tits."
- Custom song and Christmas-themed post for "Honey Tits."
- Dan sings live during the song, including technical challenges with crowd interaction.
- Mention of past BDM group "The 200" and its wild activities.
- Observations on cycles of nudity freakouts in the BDM community.
- Camping at Disney's Fort Wilderness with family and friends.
- Stories about "Turkey Leg," his snoring, and throat surgery.
- Challenges setting up camp in cold weather, including fire pit frustrations.
- Camping fire accident involving a flaming jacket.
- Disney fire safety rules and a drone colliding with a firefighting plane.
- Weather Channel premium app upselling during disasters.
- Band CRX and their song "Fate," plus Kublai Khan TX’s heavy music.
- Ross’s recent confrontations, including fireworks-related incidents and head shop stories.
- Duke Energy workers inconveniencing a fireworks tent setup.
- Introduction of "Explosion of the Month," sponsored by Modern Plumbing Industries.
- Great Molasses Flood of 1919 and its impact.
- Nostalgia for Seminole Town Center mall and its upcoming redevelopment.
- Unsolicited colorectal cancer screening kit and the ethics of marketing such products.
- Discussion of fecal sample testing trends and delivery challenges.
- Story of a recent plane crash survivor and seating safety in planes.
- Potential MegaCon coverage, celebrity attendance, and "man on the street" challenges.
- Social media influencer involved in a meme coin scandal and legal troubles.
- Listener apology for a comment about a host’s running style.
- Listener "2025 wish list" and branding ideas, including the nickname "gruesome twosome."
- Genies and their lore, focusing on correct understanding of their containment.
- Speculation on Jelly Roll’s career rise in 2025.
- Segment ideas, including a listener-created replacement for EJ’s Nerd/Jock.
- Pirate radio station nostalgia and technicalities of broadcasting.
- Local Sanford event featuring amateur rib contest and food trucks.
- Jerry Jones’s surprising acting performance alongside Jon Hamm.
- Commentary on aging and its impact on physical intimacy.
- Starting an after-school youth group program.
- Pastor spotted buying fireworks and loading them into a Tesla.
- Ross's "Tots with Ross" new season starts next week.
- Plug for a psych comedy show at Orlando Fringe.
- Announcement of "What Do You Want From Us?" comedy show at Framework on Mills.
- Teaser for a drag comedy show in Sanford featuring Dr. Anna Lepley.
- Dr. Anna Lepley’s merchandise, including humorous shirts and pillows.
- Promotion of a BDM Side Chicks meetup at Fairvilla Megastore.
- Tracy’s excitement about shopping for lingerie and edible underwear.
- Nostalgia for fruit roll-up edible underwear and light-hearted jokes.
- Sign-off with a reminder to tune in again on Monday.

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0:00.0	We've got a bunch of bar and restaurant partners and brewery partners and it's called Tom and Dan watering holes.
0:05.9	You can find it at Tom and Dan wateringholes.com or at Tom and Dan wateringholes.com.
0:11.0	But we have a couple brand new ones at the beginning of this year.
0:14.7	This one's really interesting.
0:15.8	In Davenport, Florida, it's the first self-poor beer house.
0:19.3	It's called Tap That Beer House.
0:39.6	I like saying that. Tap that beer house. It's like fun to say. Yeah. Basically, you get your pint and then you could try a bunch of different beers. Well, by the ounce. So you can walk over with like a tiny cup and like get a couple squirts and they're, oh, that's the IPA I want. Then you get yourself a big pour. It is like a beer fest that you could go to at any time. Yeah, they like to support local breweries.
0:41.4	Now, speaking of local breweries, 10-10 brewing, one of the very, very first people that
0:46.7	ever supported this show was Mike.
0:48.5	He's the owner of 10-10.
0:50.7	He's a great dude.
0:51.8	We love him a lot.
0:52.7	He has a rib contest, amateur rib cooking contest.
0:56.2	It's this Saturday. It's a very popular event. A lot of BDMs are entering. A lot of BDMs are going to be there.
1:03.7	Mo DeWitt, I believe, has a team. Hopefully Bustekers not cooking the ribs, but it's going to be good. Yeah, there's a charity raffle, live music, beer, and that's at 1010 brewery.
1:13.6	Yeah, they call it beer, snacks, and sandwiches.
1:15.8	I mean, I love that place.
1:17.5	In fact, when my scooter gets fixed, you'll probably find me there.
1:20.9	And, of course, our watering hole partners in Sanford, West End, Celery City.
1:25.6	The Sullivan.
1:26.3	Yeah, brand new. Brand new Sanford holding it down.
1:28.8	If you like Irish pubs, Irish Fair, this bar was handcrafted by Mr. Mike Smith, our good friend
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