• Tom and Dan’s show intro
• Comedian Ross McCoy joins the discussion
• Debate on The Weeknd’s new album, style, and visual aesthetic
• The Weeknd’s streaming success, awards, and association with romance/drugs
• The Idol TV show and whether The Weeknd’s music is too artsy
• Bud Hedinger’s old radio ads and skepticism over heart scan promotions
• Jim Phillips’ past music reviews and Dan becoming grumpier like him
• Discussion on tractors, Jimmy owning one, and its practicality
• Weird Job Wednesday guest Kara’s side hustle driving the Amish
• Amish phone booth rules, religious loopholes, and debate on tricking God
• Discussion of "soaking" and "jumping" in religious contexts
• BDM listener Flip’s email about Amish communities in Ohio
• Amish parking at Walmart, home dining experiences, and businesses
• Debate on whether dressing Amish to visit their communities is offensive
• Disposable Orlando Magic shorts at a doctor’s office and their absurd uses
• Interest in visiting an Amish breakfast place in Sarasota
• Speculation on Amish wedding dinners and food quality
• Debate on what Amish buy at Walmart and their rules outside their community
• Amish use of generators despite electricity prohibitions
• Rumspringa: Amish youth drinking and partying stories
• Amish baseball teams playing in suspenders and no shoes
• Amish language mix of English, German, and Dutch
• Amish taxi services and hygiene concerns in personal vehicles
• Amish reliance on chiropractors and skepticism about their medical choices
• Dan’s upcoming hip replacement and Andrea securing him a quick appointment
• Doctor recognizing Tom and Dan from Orlando City announcements
• Debate over handicapped parking at the studio and Dan qualifying for a placard
• Ross supports Dan’s claim while they speculate on application criteria
• Story about Tom’s grandfather refusing to use a placard with a broken neck
• Debate on whether more people should use placards if they qualify
• Studio’s rarely used handicapped parking and misidentified motorcycle space
• Dan’s loud car sound system and Tom’s annoyance
• Debate on expectant mother parking vs. handicapped spots
• Criticism of online order pickup and EV parking being underutilized
• Warm Mineral Springs in North Port, Florida, and sulfur smell concerns
• Comparison of warm springs to Florida’s natural springs
• Florida had horses before Texas due to Spanish settlers
• Historical mineral springs marketed as health resorts for the wealthy
• Discussion of whether mineral springs have real health benefits
• Joke about using bath salts and bizarre Fabuloso cleaner uses
• Upcoming Super Bowl discussion, commercials, and halftime show speculation
• Kendrick Lamar possibly calling Drake a pedophile at halftime show
• AFC vs. NFC Super Bowl wins tied and Alabama players never scoring
• Tom Brady or Patrick Mahomes in one-third of all Super Bowls
• Nostalgia for old Super Bowl sidelines and complaints about Roman numerals
• Super Bowl 50 using standard numerals and NFL’s 73 rejected logo versions
• Oversized handicapped stalls in public restrooms
• Marcus Jordan arrested for DUI and cocaine in Maitland
• Debate on why Marcus Jordan still lives in Orlando
• Marcus Jordan’s “Do you know who I am?” defense to police
• Arrest video details, sarcastic remarks, and Lamborghini SUV involved
• Strip clubs changing and DUI consequences
• Debate on whether being rude to cops leads to harsher treatment
• Marcus Jordan’s embarrassing arrest details unfold
• Speculation on video footage haunting rude people permanently
• Dan recalls childhood disappointment seeing a cop steal soda from Subway
• Joking about police inconveniencing rude arrestees
• Ross jokes about attending police academy to see how he’d handle people
• Tuddle’s jail stories, including the infamous "cock meat sandwich" comment
• Ross’s bird feeder setup and AI-powered bird identification cameras
• Expensive $500 microphone that records bird sounds
• Florida bird variety due to Gulf and Caribbean migration
• Ross sees a massive woodpecker pecking a power pole
• Dan’s dad used a BB gun on woodpeckers and carpenter bees
• Realizing as a kid that women voice male cartoon characters like Woody Woodpecker
• Dan’s addiction to Balatro, a digital poker-strategy game
• Balatro’s indie success, unique Joker cards, and replayability
• Debate on playing games for fun vs. money or competition
• Dan offers Tom $10 to try Balatro
• Discussion on mobile game fads and Andrea still playing Monopoly Go
• Ross promoting Roast of Batman at Megacon and Comedians in Drag Doing Comedy
• Larry Fulford’s What Do You Want From Us? at Bull & Bush
• Tom jokes about a vintage-style "Pullenbush at the Bull & Bush" t-shirt
• Max obsessed with Roblox fishing game, rejecting real fishing
• Digital fishing’s appeal over real fishing’s messiness and frustration
• Viral video of beluga whale Vladimir retrieving an iPhone
• Vladimir suspected of being a Russian spy whale
• Vladimir’s death and debate on whether he was actually smart
• "Explosion of the Month" sponsored by Modern Plumbing Industries
• The Great Syrup Explosion of Massachusetts
• The Battle of the Somme and its massive detonations
• Soldiers’ extreme trench warfare conditions and mustard gas dangers
• Caller "Concrete Mike" complains about tire prices
• Joke about old men always starting conversations with tire price complaints
• "Crazy Walt’s Tires" fictional tire shop skit
• Mike recognized as a "big dick millionaire" by Firestone manager
• Debate on sourcing cheap tires from Temu
• Story of a 2012 horse hyperbaric chamber explosion in Ocala
• Ross promoting Comedians in Drag Doing Comedy at West End
• Ross’s custom gold bead necklace by Jenna Hurt at Tying Tribes
• Niue minting collectible gold coins and small island nation perks
• Joke about round money being ideal for strip clubs
• Tom hints at pushing conversational boundaries too far
• Example of companies deliberately naming products for internet attention
• Joke about "Cream Pie McGee" being a fictional ad campaign
• Show closes with announcements for the upcoming pinball party
• Encouragement for Twitch and YouTube viewers to like and subscribe
• Plans to have pizza at the pinball party

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