4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2025
⏱️ 123 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
• Plumbing issues and appreciation for working toilets
• Joke about tossing waste off balconies
• Modern Plumbing Industries ad, services, and outdoor shower install
• Praise for Modern PI’s reliability and wide service area
• Tom and Dan show intro with Ross McCoy guesting
• Tom fights off a worsening cold, uses vibrating pipe device for lungs
• Gross loogie talk and clearing chest congestion
• BDM Appreciation Week and April 19th Party details
• BDM perks, joke about drunken double sign-ups
• Hollerbach’s Chef Pat 20-year event with surprise belt from Adam Pierce
• Tom’s awkward speech and surprise-ruining moment
• Surprise party debate and Pat’s dislike of surprises
• Praise for pork shank, Tom eats too fast
• Dinner with Norm, Crystal, Simone, Brendan O’Connor, and more
• Tom covers Norm & Crystal’s meal, sparking financial tension with Dan
• Argument over voicemail service and walker re-use
• Sword cane debate and long-borrowed item disputes
• Realization that many friends have helped Tom over the years
• Christine praised for event help and gifting
• Tom wonders if he gives enough, Dan prefers self-reliance
• Favors make people feel good—Tom’s German restaurant favor test
• Ross takes favors, remembers early BDM sod farm party
• Underage bartender and shirtless Ron at wild first BDM bash
• Dan rides with listener who had full-scale marijuana grow house
• High Times photo ops and weed legality vs. old paranoia
• Dan’s electric Vespa project update
• Story of drug dealer with $10k pit bulls
• Ross links dog breeding to party lifestyle
• Ross’s dog confused by barking truck
• Tease of “Snow Brown” story
• Wild NJ police chief antics: pranks, harassment, spiked coffee
• Discussion on toxic prank culture in police departments
• Pee pranks, courtrooms reading gross quotes, and Coke pube clarification
• New music from Laura Jane Grace, the Gamblers, Common Saints, Catbite
• Streamline Mortgage ad with Brian ZIMMO’s proactive refinance approach
• Ross books comedy show in Bunnell (April 3rd) and Bull & Bush Character Night (April 23rd)
• Ram Davasy and Rue Nafasat to host
• Dan dreams of tiny-town living and Hardy’s fried chicken
• Nostalgia for small-town gas stations and authentic Mexican food
• Tom’s maskless pandemic visits to rural towns
• Listener voicemail about hazard light etiquette
• Legality of hazard light use while pulling over
• Parking signal confusion and hazard etiquette on modern vehicles
• Tom’s parking chaos vs. Crystal’s precision
• Ross likens Tom’s methods to AI-generated logos
• Tommy inherits Tom’s improvisational style, forgets backpack
• Camping trip responsibilities, overcommitting, and scheduling regrets
• Ross’s challenge to Tom: pallet truck test with no training
• Dan and Grizz used to ride pallet jacks at Home Depot
• Listener Clark vents about school pickup lines
• Andrea parks and walks, while others arrive hours early
• Ross’s pickup line S-curve and blocked traffic complaints
• Schools assign traffic staff due to parental incompetence
• Precision vs. chaos in school release systems
• Tom’s mom warned to stay quiet about drug dealer at bus loop
• Listener story bluffing cop out of car search with weed
• Tactics when dealing with police smell-based searches
• Dan’s joke about hops as weed smell decoy
• Listener Neal mentions Dan’s “Who’s the Baddie?” Coco episode
• “Space Pups” vs. “Space Buddies” and fart jokes in dog movies
• Nostalgia for early radio work and morning show indifference
• Dan learns not to over-prepare for radio
• Akeem Woods fired for giving away food and talking too much
• Critique of corporate promotions and performance disconnect
• Mockery of corporate “family” language and blind loyalty
• Daniel enjoys doing quality work for the work’s sake
• Biggest raise came during a low-effort year
• Andrea praised for effort vs. reward balance
• Listener calls in about racism at hibachi restaurants
• Cruise ship chefs vs. stereotypical performances
• Satirical take on restaurant stereotypes
• New music: Common Saints – “Firebird”
• Dan’s comfort food from Current Seafood Counter
• The Orb: chaotic Van family bad luck
• Jennifer joins to describe I-4 trailer fire during band haul
• Jen extinguishes fire with Sunkist, faces mechanical doubts
• Praise for Jen’s competence and responsibility overload
• Jen drops trailer in Daytona, sets up floor solo
• Becca places 6th after only 5 months of training
• Flags possibly burned from Jen’s roadside cigarette
• Dan emotional about hardworking kids in extracurriculars
• “Explosion of the Month” segment: 1970 Oregon sperm whale
• Whale explosion aftermath and alternative disposal ideas
• Exploding Whale Day and papier-mâché firework whale plans
• ChatGPT joke frustrates Dan, idea to book it as comic
• Debate on AI-written stand-up vs. original material
• Comedians’ delivery vs. content—Preacher Lawson, Mitch Hedberg
• “Yesterday” film premise, stand-up theft parallels
• Heather Shaw’s Jim Carrey impressions and style impact
• Corey Feldman on Billy Corgan’s podcast—chaotic persona
• Booking Corey for BDM party? $15k and tolerability concerns
• Podcast ambush idea for Corey Feldman
• Ross plugs “The Orlando Talk Show” with therapy guests
• Pints and Paws event details and pet charity support
• Joke about local dealer getting charity cut
• New BDM merch drop and email reminders for party
• Final show thoughts on work/life balance and fulfillment
• Show ends with “Ram Daisy” sign-off
###
**Social Media:**
[Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive)
**Where to Find the Show:**
[Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/)
**The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**
[Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/)
**Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration)
**Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | If you are a homeowner, you are probably going to encounter some plumbing problems at one point or the other. |
0:06.5 | You use the toilet a lot. |
0:07.9 | Yeah, yeah, toilet. |
0:09.0 | Water heaters. |
0:09.9 | I'm a big fan. |
0:10.7 | I'm a big, I'm a toilet fan. |
0:12.3 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
0:13.0 | I love a nice, working, non-clogged, functioning. |
0:18.3 | I like a good flush down eight billiards balls. |
0:22.8 | I like a big flusher. And you know who's the kings of the big flushers? Modern PI. |
0:29.5 | Although, what about the joy of throwing your waist out into the streets? |
0:33.9 | Like, I see the movies. |
0:35.5 | You know, I've never done that. I've never tried that. |
0:37.5 | In a bucket, an old wooden bucket. |
0:39.4 | And the only way I'd want to do it is from a balcony. |
0:41.9 | Because I'm fancy. I'm not going to just throw it out my front door. |
0:45.1 | I'd have to have a balcony where just get a little bit. |
0:47.7 | I need some trajectory. I need an arc. |
0:49.9 | Also, put in the grass. |
0:51.1 | I would also like to aim it at a street dog. |
0:55.4 | Throw my own waist at a street dog. |
0:57.9 | And if you use modern plumbing industries at modern p.i.com, mention Tom and Dan, you'll get 10% off any service. |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 2 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tom Vann & Dan Dennis, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Tom Vann & Dan Dennis and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.