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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#82: "Would!" + Mark's Tin Foil Hat Sabotage + DeSantis v Disney + Sam's Schedule

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2023

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation.

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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Transcript

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0:00.0

welcome to johnnywooder presents broken simulation starring johnnywooder

0:19.0

in any ways nobody cares I care Sam thank you john I care that Sam triple

0:28.9

over there folks ladies and gentlemen one of the most respected and beloved

0:33.7

comedians in LA right now I can tell tens of tens of tickets and anywhere he

0:39.6

goes I just saw I just saw a neighbor gotsy sold out in arena and I was like I

0:45.2

wanted to write and I just want my fancy basketball league that's not that's fake

0:50.3

news there. Johnny don't even show with that it's not

0:53.6

Johnny let's just go to the official Twitter for punch okay okay oh for the

0:59.5

official punch you know where I'm gonna go Johnny I think a picture of it I'm

1:03.0

going to ESPN and what is this oh ESPN doesn't make the rules of our league

1:09.6

anyway here we go right here I rise to Sam Tripoli for winning the punch

1:12.8

drunk postseason exhibition tournament and as we said last week such a cool well

1:19.0

done to johnny wooded for his sparkling 17 one-in-one record on the way to

1:24.5

winning the national championship his record fourth see you next year and as

1:29.5

you can see right there walk out on a 17 in a row I was 17 in a row Johnny let's

1:36.1

face it Sam said triple he had six losses I have one loss two if you count the

1:40.5

postseason exhibition I made you win in a row 17 in a row no no I'm sorry 19 in a

1:45.7

row I didn't count the postseason exhibition tournament because they're not

1:49.7

official games as I said okay John that's from the official punch drunk

1:54.4

Twitter just think about this Sam I'll tell you one last year was

1:57.9

19 because I have the ring for last year's championship 19 wins and then you

2:03.4

go to the championship round and you had the same

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