#85: "Finally!" + Tucker Carlson Responds + Your Urban Legends
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2023
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation, starting Johnny Wooder and we get it, |
| 0:19.1 | we get it, enough, time to move on, enough of the intro, let's go, guys look at my |
| 0:25.2 | energy, I'm a wacky, okay? I get it, I'm zany guys, I'm smiling a lot, I'm smiling a lot |
| 0:33.2 | because I've been watching my videos lately just to see like the vibe of the show, by the way Johnny, |
| 0:38.7 | I know you hate looking at me, you know, hates looking at me less, me, I hate looking at me, |
| 0:43.4 | I can't stand it, okay? I just don't enjoy it, all right? But I got to do it once in a while and |
| 0:48.8 | you know what I've noticed, Johnny? I'm 50 and I got resting bitch face, okay? And I'm not excited |
| 0:54.4 | about it, I'm not excited about resting bitch face. It's funny, somebody just sent me a message |
| 1:00.4 | yesterday that said you look really mad in this picture, it was just on Instagram just a random |
| 1:04.4 | message from you, you look really, I feel like I now know why everybody says I look tweaky, |
| 1:10.7 | well one, I look tweaky, okay? Two, I look like I haven't slept for days, right? That's my natural |
| 1:18.2 | look now and then finally is I, I'm just a little jittery. Are you sleeping? I do, I just had |
| 1:25.0 | a conversation with a good friend of mine, I sleep great. But are you getting like eight hours? Yeah, |
| 1:29.6 | I'm getting good sleep, bro, I'm going hard to pay and get my sleepy poo, okay? That's important. |
| 1:34.3 | But look at me, like I have to, I bet Johnny, I'm thinking about making a change in my look and |
| 1:39.7 | just going with sunglasses the whole time. Like Howard Stern? Yeah, no, just weren't straight up |
| 1:45.4 | sunglasses, Ray Bans on my face, so you can't see my weird tweaker eyeballs. That's who I am, bro. |
| 1:54.0 | So you're just sunglasses guy from now on? Like I was watching a conspiracy social club and I look |
| 1:57.7 | so angry and I wasn't. I was like, and then I was watching the last episode we put out 80, |
| 2:03.2 | I look like I hadn't slept in days, like I got on a run. For somebody who doesn't like to watch |
| 2:08.9 | themselves, it sounds like you watch yourself. Well, that's this week I decided to watch myself |
| 2:13.1 | a little bit. You're too hard. You're really hard. I just, you know, some guys look wacky and fun. |
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