89- "I F**ked the Mascot" (ft. Hannah Berner)

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Father Cooper is joined by a guest who is bringing the energy and a shit-ton of wild stories this week. Daddy Gang, give a warm welcome to Hannah Berner. In this week's episode, Hannah fucks a mascot, Alex lies about Chlamydia, and a man does coke off Hannah's tit. Are you READY?! Also, the Flirting Bible is revealed, the women dive into Hannah's time on reality television, her parents watching her have sex, and their commonality of both having been Division 1 athletes, and also their love for f*cking athletes! ENJOY #DADDYGANG Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. What the fuck is up? Daddy mother-fucking gang. It is Alex Cooper back on it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy Gang.
0:29.0	Are you listening to me?
0:31.0	I'm, you guys are going to be so fucking happy. have a guest this week it's not just going to be me talking the whole time I know you guys like so Alex we love you but like please stop talking no we have a guess this week. She is hot.
0:44.0	She is sexual.
0:45.0	I literally before this asked her how she wants me to introduce her and she's like,
0:49.0	you know, like 5-7 and I was like perfect pussy and she's like,
0:52.0	perfect pussy.
0:53.0	Um guys introducing Hannah Burner.
0:57.0	I am so honored to be here dear father and I just want to say you doing your solo
1:01.3	episodes like I hate hearing myself talk for too much so the fact that you
1:05.2	can tolerate yourself for more than an hour is amazing it's really you know I can't
1:09.8	tolerate it but I have a job to do. You hearing yourself laugh?
1:15.0	Like, did you ever hear yourself laugh in the background of an Insta story
1:18.0	and you're just like,
1:19.0	who lets me exist on this planet?
1:21.0	So imagine everyone listening, doing that for an hour and then I
1:25.1	edit my own show so I'm like bitch you are so not fucking funny shut the
1:30.2	fuck up. Don't you wish you could edit yourself in person like after an awkward
1:33.0	date or an awkward interaction where like you say like you two to the waiter when he
1:37.3	says enjoy your feud like edit that shit out bitch? Well we can in a podcast which is
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