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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#89: "Sam's Brush With Death" + UFOs + Transhumanist YouTube Vampires

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made news this week.

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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You may have heard about people's postcode lottery and often wondered how does it work.

0:06.0

Playing is simple.

0:07.0

You sign up for a monthly subscription of 12 pounds, guaranteeing you entry into every draw.

0:12.0

And your ticket is your postcode.

0:15.0

Prizes are one every day, including millionaire street, where one lucky postcode wins a share

0:21.0

of 1 million pounds every Saturday.

0:24.0

Also, at the end of the month, players in one postcode area win a share of a minimum

0:29.0

of £3.2 million, a minimum of 33% of every ticket goes to charities and good causes across

0:37.0

Great Britain and beyond.

0:39.0

With a staggering £1.1 billion raised so far.

0:43.0

So, for a chance to win, sign up before midnight on the 24th of August to play in the September

0:49.0

Draws, and the next winning postcode could be yours.

0:53.0

CL managed lotries and behalf of good causes, 18-plus conditions apply.

0:57.0

Play responsibly, not available in Northern Ireland.

1:04.0

Morning.

1:05.0

Broke in simulation.

1:06.0

Broke in simulation.

1:08.0

We're...

1:09.0

Sam Tripoli.

1:13.0

Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents.

1:16.0

Broke in simulation.

1:17.0

Sorry, Johnny Woodard.

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