89 The Insanity of Picking a Side

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JP Sears

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🗓️ 25 June 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Starting off with some delusional positivity, I talk about the very heated subject that has everyone on edge behind their computers. I break down the insanity of picking a side and share profound wisdom.

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0:00.0	This might be the awakening.
0:02.0	Awaken with Jake.
0:05.0	Awaken with Jake.
0:07.0	Awaken with Jake.
0:08.0	Awaken with Jake.
0:10.0	Happy Awaken Wednesday.
0:14.0	On today's episode, we're going to start off with one minute of delusional positivity.
0:21.0	Hmm. And let's begin.
0:26.0	I want you to know you're an infinite being, even though you have a finite capacity
0:32.4	to comprehend your
0:33.5	infinite. You are a lotus flower sitting in the pond in the meadow
0:41.9	after a seagull has just shut on you, which is pollinating you with invasive
0:49.2	species of bacteria that the seagulls have picked up from small sea-bearing fish.
0:56.7	That's what you are. And it is a delight. You have a sole contract to be the lotus flower and now has been shat on by a seagull. It is your true nature.
1:10.9	And your mission here is to simply remember that you forgot to agree to forgetting who you are in this incarnation.
1:24.4	That was a minute.
1:25.0	You feel better.
1:27.0	Did that feel like a Depakchopra audio program,
1:32.0	only this was probably more practical.
1:35.4	Is that how I felt?
1:40.1	You know, like I'm gonna, by the way, happy Awaken Wednesday.
1:44.0	I will share this, probably very judgmental perspective.
	...

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