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Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

#90: Banks Suck (Tom Brady)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 3 December 2012

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Tom Brady had me over to his house to help teach me about our economy. The more I learn about this stuff, the more I realize how little I know. Tom is an economist of sorts and he helps break a lot of it down in idiot stoner terms so I can start to understand.

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0:00.0

I don't want your millions, mister, I don't want your diamond ring, all I want is the right to live, mister, give me back my job again.

0:28.0

Now I don't want your old Royce, mister, I don't want your pleasure, y'all, all I want is just good for my baby, give to me my old job back.

0:50.0

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, how are you? Welcome to R.I.S.J. Fierce Kepler Tank. On this episode, episode 90, I believe, I talked to my friend Tom Brady about, not that Tom Brady, about, he's an economist.

1:10.0

He talked about the economy and the recession and the bailouts. He's one of the people I really wanted to talk to about this stuff, because he really knows about it. He was a little worried there was kind of boring that he wouldn't be able to explain it in a fun way, but I thought it was pretty interesting while we were talking.

1:27.0

So I'll let you decide for yourself. Let me do some housekeeping before we start. I just like to say that I am filming my comedy special in Brooklyn, New York, December 28th at the knitting factory. I've got two shows. It's a Friday. I've got a show at seven o'clock and a show at nine o'clock.

1:47.0

So go on. You can get on my website or the great.com. You can get tickets or you can go to the knitting factory and get tickets there. I'm really excited. It should be right. So it's a small room. I wanted to mimic the, I hate those fucking horrible comedy central specials that they seem so grand and like big and bright. It just, they just look lame.

2:10.0

So I want to more mimic the idea of what comedy is normally day to day. So it should be really cool. So please get tickets. And then what else do I have? My next storyteller show is December 18th. It is holidays with the ZE or maybe home for the holidays. I don't know, but it's all holiday stories. No line up yet. Kyle Canadian isn't actually. It's me. Kyle Canadian and then four of the people that I haven't booked yet. And I'm editing that the celebrity stories one. It's hard to edit.

2:40.0

It should be out this week or maybe next week on iTunes. And that's it. You guys, I guess I have some January dates. I'll be in Edmonton the 16th through the 20th and Chicago with Joe Rogan on the 25th.

2:56.0

Is that it? Yeah, I guess so. Oh, and then I'm doing a live punch drunk punch drunk is my other podcast that I do with Sam Tripley and Jason Tivo. It's as much as this one is serious. That one is silly.

3:10.0

So we talk a little bit about sports. We say like 20, 25% sports and the rest is just us being fools. So tune into that. It's every Tuesday. We do it live right now on the towed hop network.

3:23.0

So check it out every Tuesday from 12 to 2. It's on www dot towed hop network dot com slash live 12 to 2 Pacific time. We do it. All right. So that's it. I guess I should talk one sponsor.

3:37.0

It's Christmas time coming up. So let's do Amazon. If you guys are by the way, I got a fucking delivery from Sherry's berries.

3:46.0

I think they're going to be my new sponsor because they were so fucking delicious, but they haven't contacted me about learning anything yet.

3:53.0

I wonder if I got them or not. Well, they'll come to me eventually, but until then fucking they were delicious. Let's do Amazon.com.

4:01.0

So if you're getting, if you're shopping for Christmas presents, or as my dad will call them, cross mirror presents because of your fuses to say the word Christ.

4:09.0

Go to my web. If you go to Amazon.com, everything's cheaper on Amazon and there's no taxes. So if you go to my website, there's a link for Amazon on the right hand side.

4:19.0

There's an Amazon.com and there's an Amazon.ca. The CA was on the right. That's just for Canada. The Amazon.com is for America. And if you click on that, it takes it to Amazon. And then you just do all your regular shopping as is.

4:30.0

But if you go through my website already the great.com, then they give you, they give me credit for your purchases. They give me like five or six percent back.

4:38.0

So whatever Christmas shopping you're doing on Amazon, please go to my website first. And if you forget, because I forget sometimes too, try to bookmark my website already the great.com and then bookmark it as Amazon.

4:51.0

So you just remember to go there every time.

4:55.0

So thank you, everybody. If you're also going to send flowers, it's holiday season, proflowers.com is a sponsor of mine. If you go to my website, there's a link.

5:05.0

Or you can go to proflowers.com and click on the microphone in the top right hand corner. And then type in skeptic, but it's probably easier to go to my website. They have cheap deals. You can get like percentages off and they have like $20 bouquets and stuff through my site.

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