#91: Good Fatitude

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2012

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Jamie Caparulo brought me some crazy Japanese ice cream cookies and we talked about how she's going to let herself get fat. She's married now and she's made a decision to let it all go to waste. I don't think I've heard anyone properly express how little marriage makes you care about your looks.

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0:00.0	D- Their baby got sauce, your baby ain't sweet like man
0:06.6	You're baby ain't sweet like man
0:10.0	You're baby ain't sweet like man
0:15.5	Should-uh, should-uh, should-uh, should-uh
0:18.2	If your baby get sweet like man
0:20.0	Then it's got sweet like man
0:25.1	And she ain't so sweet, yeah
0:27.9	Hey you guys, welcome to Ari Shaffer's Skeptic Tank episode 91.
0:34.6	We're almost 200, can you believe it?
0:39.6	So here's a deal on this episode, I lost this episode, I misplaced it.
0:43.9	I recorded it like six months ago and then I just didn't, I forgot about it and I just
0:49.5	found it.
0:51.5	I interviewed, I interviewed, I talked to Jamie Caparulo, she's my friend's, I guess
0:57.8	they were just engaged back then, now they're married.
1:00.5	She's my friend's girlfriend, slash wife and I was talking to her, John Repetta party
1:05.1	one day, his wife is always making theme parties for him and so we had a white trailer trash
1:12.2	or just trailer trash, really that's the same thing, right?
1:15.9	Trailer trash is always white, are there any black trailer trash and are they viewed the
1:21.8	same as, as like, we view M&M, there's like the same like, you're out of place, you shouldn't
1:32.7	be here.
1:33.7	Hmm, I wonder, anyway, episode 91, so I talked to her, I saw, I was at this party, this
1:38.7	John Repetta white trash party and we were talking, she was eating something and then I was
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