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🗓️ 29 July 2020
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Hey Awakened Weirdos, This week I'm comin' at ya with another solo cast. Next week I'll have a spectacular guest for y'all. In this episode, I'm recounting my experience with my friend's domesticated pet pig Patuna. I also give a great recap of my latest outing at a peaceful protest that was held at the Capital this past Saturday.
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0:00.0 | This might be the awakening. |
0:03.0 | Awaken with Jake. |
0:05.0 | Awaken with Jake. |
0:08.0 | Awaken with Jake. |
0:12.0 | Hi, freaking, happy Awaken Wednesday. |
0:15.0 | Coming at you from partly cloudy Austin, Texas, United States, North America, Earth, Solar System, Galaxy, Universe, |
0:32.0 | Multiverse, Galaxy Universe, multiverse simulation theory. |
0:35.0 | That's where I'm coming to you today from a thank you, you beautiful weirdo for being here for the podcast this week I've got a |
0:48.4 | solo cast in store for you and like this is it I'm acting like I'm doing an introduction but anyway so look at us today and I'm happy to be speaking |
0:58.6 | one-on-one with you and I assure you you you are the only person I'm allowing this podcast to go to. |
1:08.3 | I want this to be exclusive. |
1:10.7 | I want you to feel valued. |
1:12.4 | I want you to feel valued I want you to feel mentally manipulated believing that you are the only one I'm |
1:18.8 | a likely listen to this podcast thank you for being you. Hey, Ed, before we fully immerse ourselves in the |
1:26.4 | scholarlyness that is, this podcast, I want to think the sponsor of this podcast |
1:33.7 | Kacow Bliss by Earth Echoes Foods. |
1:37.0 | Now if you know me you know I am |
1:41.0 | probably borderline, no I'm not borderline I am probably borderline no I'm not borderline I am way over the line |
1:46.7 | obsessive about health fitness nutrition bioh, anything that will give me an unfair advantage when it comes |
1:57.0 | to optimal physical energy, mental energy, clarity of thought, cognition, |
2:03.1 | and good function of my body |
2:05.8 | so I can feel my best and perform at my best, |
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