97: my alien sex audiobook played at work (w/ Avital Ash)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Avital Ash joins the show to discuss a smutty audiobook playing out loud at work, a roommate whodunnit, and a succession style dad inheritance.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. Hello and you're a person. Recently I've been to a person.
0:15.0	Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm Perfect and You're a person.
0:21.0	Recently I've been revolutionizing the way that coffee is drunk.
0:25.0	Avitale. I've been doing a special little brew. Do you drink coffee?
0:31.0	Coffee is drunk, not me. drunk. The coffee is drunk.
0:35.0	I'm sober.
0:36.0	I love coffee.
0:37.0	I love coffee.
0:38.0	I love coffee.
0:39.0	We'll get a load of this. Okay.
0:40.0	Because I've been making my coffee, coffee way too hot when I make it.
0:43.5	Coffee make, I'm...
0:44.5	I'm really thinking about a lot of this.
0:46.8	I make coffee and coffee too hot when I make it.
0:49.1	Okay, how do you make it?
0:50.4	Kemex.
0:51.8	Oh!
0:52.4	I make it in a Kemex and I swirl a little swirly waters all through the
0:55.8	but it's not so hot that it's bursting it's not so hot that it explodes that
0:59.6	would be so nuclear level hot it's not breaking the chemex that it's so hot. But basically what happens
1:06.8	is I make the hot coffee, coffee too hot drink. And so I can't just pour it in a mug and have
1:11.8	a sip because that's too hot to drink.
	...

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