97. Trim Your Hershey Bars

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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✨ LIFELINE LUXURY is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. 🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 ☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G 🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT 🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline 💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. Today we discuss a potentially scummy way to get a raise, trying to figure out if someone got the ick, what to do if you know someone who ruins stories, and if you should hold your grandma accountable for not texting (no). 📆 Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline 💃 Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Want to give a special someone a gift they'll truly love this Valentine's Day?
0:04.8	Treat them to something that never goes out of style.
0:07.7	A beautiful bouquet of 12 red roses.
0:11.1	They're classic for a reason.
0:12.9	And all for just £15 at Waitrose.
0:16.3	Selected lines and stores.
0:17.6	Subject to availability ends 14th of February.
0:24.0	Hello. Hello.
0:26.0	Hello.
0:27.7	Hello.
0:28.0	Hello.
0:29.5	Hello.
0:29.6	Hello.
0:33.6	Wow.
0:35.0	We started.
0:37.1	We started. Should have stretched before we started. A stretch happens when it happens. Put my hood on. Put my hood on. You don't know when a stretch is going to happen. You start. Dude, how about when you stretch? Don't plan on stretching. The pleasure it brings. Robot. The utter pleasure it brings. It does. Yeah. You know what actually, what I was thinking about really brings a lot of pleasure and it
0:59.4	brings me a lot of pleasure now way more than it used to.
1:04.2	But I wonder if it always made you feel pleasure.
1:06.6	Going peepee.
1:08.4	Going pee pee-
1:10.5	It makes me feel so good sometimes.
1:12.0	If you actually think about it while you're going and you're like, oh, this is awesome.
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