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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

98 - Jonathan Was Attacked By A Raccoon (Literally)

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

52.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, The Counselors discuss their crazy week from river floating in New Hampshire, Zachariah's live Boston shows, and a raccoon that attacked Counselor Jonathan. Like actually. Works Cited: ➜ Daniel J. Rowe, “Family Rents Quebec Pool without Homeowner’s Consent.” CTV News Montreal, 29 July 2024. ➜ Carolyn Johnson and Christine Roher. “Crooks Post Santa Barbara Man’s Backyard Pool for Rent on Swimply to Pocket the Rental Fee.” NBC Los Angeles, NBC Southern California, 22 May 2024. ➜ Koh Ewe. “Giorgia Villa’s Cheesiest Posts: Italian Gymnast Sponsored by Parmesan.” Time, Time, 1 Aug. 2024. Jonathan’s Monopoly GO friend link: https://mply.io/gW7jonEKJyc Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8J Camp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspod Camp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/ Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors   

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0:00.0

Have you ever canued down a babbling brook?

0:03.2

No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.

0:06.0

Oh, same thing.

0:07.6

Listen up, campers.

0:08.8

It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.

0:11.5

Because camp counselors is a variety show.

0:13.6

So prepare for a good old fashion, Kumbaya.

0:16.0

Weird news.

0:16.8

Hot gossip.

0:17.8

And scary stories around the campfire.

0:20.2

So spooky.

0:21.7

Is this podcast even about camping?

0:23.3

No, but it is camp.

0:24.7

This is camp counselors.

0:28.1

Hey happy campers. Welcome back to Camp Shady Bird. Hey Happy Camper's!

0:33.0

Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.

0:35.0

It is week 98 here at Camp.

0:38.0

And we are in the middle of the balmy summer months.

0:41.0

No, it really is.

0:42.0

It feels like the middle of summer and I'm getting a little anxious because it's kind of flying by. I feel like it's true. As you get older, the years start to evaporate quite quickly.

0:52.4

The days are long, but damn those years are sure.

0:55.8

That's what they literally say about motherhoods.

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