slightly smacks of the people who turn up at A&E claiming to have fallen on their toilet brush.

Yes. You've fallen on with the remote control.

Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I just fell on it.

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Now, Fee, when I say guide dogs, what's the first thing that comes to mind?

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