A Dire Situation!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Episode #732: Bryan & Krissy discuss the Minecraft movie destroying box office records and the literal box offices! The block chicken has taken the 8-28 year old world by storm. A storm of popcorn, Fuego, Sour Patch Kids and a live chicken. Jack Black has some explaining to do. then, the Dire Wolf is back. Why? Joe Rogan, that's why! Plus, Bryan has a heart felt Blue moment as her time driving him crazy on this earth, may be quickening. TCBit: Hambone (without Hoadley) gets a bit TOO excited about this year's Crabapple Idol winner. Watch EP #732 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	and welcome back to WSHIT. It's Hambone and Haudley in the morning.
0:10.7	Hambone here without Haudley, as Haudley takes some time off to get her carbuncles checked,
0:15.0	those things can be painful. I should know. I had some carbuncles and my mother funcles.
0:19.1	But you know, as the old say goes,
0:25.9	what do you give a radio disc jockey that's got everything? A shot of penicillin. And thanks to Dr. Perry for taking care of my carbunclefokles with a shot of penicillin. So I'll be back just as soon as you
0:30.7	can, but you know me. I'm here to hold it down while you go to Poundtown. You know what I'm talking about, guys. Boy, yo, yo, yo, yo, indeed.
0:38.6	While we're talking about Maboinger,
0:40.2	tough judging and competition just as stiff as I was,
0:43.7	last night on our sister station, WFUCU,
0:46.5	as the 15th annual Crab Apple Idol,
0:49.1	concluded its season,
0:50.5	crowning 27-year-old Elizabeth Saddlebush,
0:53.4	the new Crab Apple Idol.
0:55.2	I'm going to tell you what, guys, a set of lungs on this girl, and her singing wasn't so bad
0:59.2	either.
1:00.5	She'll be walking away with $500 in Tina Tan and Twee's gift cards, a one-year residency at Jerry's
1:06.8	casino and bay shop, and a six-month lease on a Nissan Centra from Todd and Bob's
1:12.6	Nissan located on 22 Main Street and while it was a close call between Elizabeth and 16-year-old
1:20.2	rock and roll bassoonist Eddie Munhandle Elizabeth sailed the deal by writhing around on the floor
1:26.4	pandering to the mostly male audience,
1:28.3	and singing one hell of a cover of this tune.
1:31.5	Let's play that song right now.
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