And now live from level five productions on the island of Mileronia.

It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who just can't wait for next New Year's Eve. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy what is it ever a great New Year's

Eve here on Milleronia that's where Colonel Jeff I and I are now and boy oh boy yes I was already talking about next two years

either there's so much to say about it but boy folks you know what all the

blessings to you and yours in 2018.

This is our first show for the year

and we're very happy to be here doing it.

And you know what also Colonel Jeff and I had the same

thought on this I'm going to say happy new year with all the love and

blessings to you a lot today not a ton but a lot the reason is he and I have just decided

That should be about the last time anyone says it.

We are wondering with holidays,

and I'll mention that more a little later, of what is the half-life?

What do we have how much time to say, and what happy new year you know what which is

said with good feeling but how long do we have before we start to sound like

lunatics and that's exactly what it means let's be honest if

if you're still saying happy new year to people on well January 19th or

January 23rd you really well you really need a jacket that

holds your arms down I mean you should you should be in an institution.

And that's, I don't say that to be mean.

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