From Liverpool

We need to talk about

Ghosts

with Kevin Eustace

Yes, a little bit later than I would have liked

But it is indeed Monday

And we are...

Oh, my computer just made a noise

As in to say,

You computers brittled with viruses. And I was like, that's all right. Anyway, a little bit later than I

would have liked because Becca's just gone to Saudi. So I had to help sort her bag out. She had a bit

of a bag issue. Her suitcase, when I, well, she said, can you carry

me suitcase down the stairs? I said, yeah, she went and took a meeting that she had to take

before board on the flight, and I dragged her suitcase down the stairs. Now, when it got to the bottom

of the stairs, I walked back up the stairs to carry on with what I was doing, and found three

zips. And in the dragging was doing and found three zips.

And in the dragging, I'd broken three zips off the suitcase.

Now, in my panic, I had tatted them back on with bubbles, her bubbles, which, and they all

look pretty, like she didn't notice, but as she was getting in the cab, I had to say, FYI, I thought, what a shipback

move, but FYI, just as you can't do nothing about it, I've broke three zips, I've fixed

them with bubbles, so be careful when you're opening your zip, because it might, like,

elasticate out and snap back and break your finger. And she didn't even have time to question

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