A Manly Bunny

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

"I could watch a 24 hour live stream of the shit that Cathy and Vivi talk about," remarks Christi as Season 3's "No Room for Rotten Apples" is another Cathy-centric episode. It's not the most eventful of affairs as the producers even included an inordinate amount of dance footage this week to compensate, but what is there is... deeply weird. For example: Cathy puts Vivi in charge of cataloguing her entire collection of ceramic bunnies. Why? Who knows!

Cathy introduces The Apple Tree, her Cathy-themed replacement for Pyramid, and Jalen and Mari are squarely at the bottom. If they don't shape up during this week's competition in Columbus, Cathy is threatening to remove one of them from the team. Why does she need to cut anyone though? She has an ideal seven kids to match Abby, is this a production developed conflict? To make the conflict extra needless, Cathy insists that Jalen perform his first contemporary and triple pirouette, something Jalen isn't remotely ready to pull off. The undue extra attention on Jalen's teaching starts to upset Mari's mother, who is worried her daughter will be comparatively unprepared for her solo. It's up to Anthony to prep them both, but the best he can do is give Mari a literal panic attack!

Meanwhile Abby continues filming for Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition, bringing Maddie out to LA to perform a solo. But where is the rest of the ALDC? Tune-in to find out how Maddie really ended up solo.

Quotes

“Paige heard [the crew] talking about Menage a Trois’ and Paige was like ‘Oh my mom loves that.’” She meant the wine, they meant something else." (6:05-6:15 | Kelly)
“On her podcast, Abby said something nice about Kelly and I. Now guys, there was a freaking solar eclipse this week, so clearly everything is out of alignment.” (18:20-18:30 | Christi)
“[Anthony] says that she hired him because of his resume so she needs to let him work. I’m pretty sure that she didn’t hire him. Well he’s related to Jimmy Chriss. WHAT?! I did not know that. How do you know that? Because I hate the guy.” (51:46-52:07 | Christi & Kelly)
“Poop turds?! I’m like who’s poop turds?! And then she’s always on us about being classless and I’m like you just said the word poop turds on national television, and now I’ve said poop turds on our podcast 87 times. ” (1:07:08-1:07:21 | Christi)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance,
0:06.5	da, eh, it is.
0:07.5	Can you feel it, can you take it, can you come and freeze that, all of this electricity do it right now?
0:16.0	B-by-by- now.
0:17.5	Turn the volume up.
0:19.0	Locking me your electricity.
0:22.0	Hello, little bit, Judge, welcome back to the bar this is bitch number one
0:25.7	Christie and bitch number two Kelly hello we hope that you're having an
0:30.9	amazing what's today the 15th oh it's a 10th for us it's a 15th
0:35.0	I don't know let me look at my calendar oh it's tax day, happy tax day.
0:44.2	Oh, yuck, I didn't get mine done.
0:46.6	No, I file extensions every year just because I just do.
0:51.6	Sorry, I don't know if I should say that on the I mean I file over here I just take them usually
0:56.3	Yeah, about a month longer may be like my tax month. Yeah me too
1:02.4	Well, I don't I feel like since we just recorded on the eclipse day that we don't have that much
1:08.8	different stuff to talk about.
1:10.8	Did you do your toilet paper roll? No.
1:13.0	Did you see me lips?
1:15.0	No. I watched it on the news.
1:17.0	Well, I went outside and I was like, huh, it's getting dark out here.
1:22.0	I wonder if the birds are nesting, you know, because like they're confused.
1:24.8	It didn't even get dark here. Oh, really? Yeah, but we only had like, I think they said like a 50%
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