A Meaty P-Trap

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Episode #683: Bryan & Krissy get into deep discussion about Bryan’s crawlspace (not a euphemism), which triggers Christina’s leak-related trauma. But, at least there are crispy peps to keep us happy! Things are going array today! Fishtank Live Galaxy Gas The hippie crack mafia Freon theft Bryan’s crawlspace Nico The Ghost Dog RIP Brave Bryan & a water leak A Meaty P Trap Bryan almost ruins everything Envoy to Hollywood? Chuck E. Cheese Don’t be cheap at the cheese IYKYK on the crispy peps The Munch Pack Daddy’s getting you tokens Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It all started with a free-range egg, cooked in our breakfasts for over 20 years,
0:08.4	which means a lot of free-range eggs and a lot of chickens getting their steps in.
0:13.1	That's a little thing that's changed a lot.
0:16.1	Until 11am, subject to availability.
0:19.8	Hey Harry,. Hello mate.
0:21.7	Got any tips for the football?
0:22.9	Your best bet is to head over to bet Victor.
0:25.1	They'll give a new customer as a terrific welcome offer.
0:27.9	If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets.
0:31.8	Four, that's a steel of a deal.
0:33.4	It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real.
0:36.4	Neil?
0:37.2	My name's not Neil.
0:38.2	I know, but it rhymes.
0:40.1	Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor.
0:43.5	18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply.gamblerware.org.
0:50.0	The world is falling apart around us, John, and I'm dying inside.
0:58.3	... The world is falling apart around us drawn and I'm dying inside. On this episode of the commercial break.
1:01.5	The pipe is only so big and if it gets a lot of stuff stuck in there it's going to back up.
1:05.8	So I thought, well, yeah, it's probably the meat day.
1:08.1	Probably the meat.
1:09.3	So now we're on our way to Chuckie fucking cheese for one of my kids' birthdays.
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