From Liverpool, from Liverpool, we need to talk about ghosts with Kevin Eustace.

Yes, it's Monday, and we all know what that means, don't we?

Yes, we do.

It's time to talk about ghosts with I, Kevin Eustace. I nearly said, Sir, Kevin Eustace then.

And I've no idea why. Maybe it's all this talk of kings and monarchies, because we have a new king.

Hooray! I'm joking a lot when I say hooray, because I'm really kind of ambivalent about the monarchy.

I think it maybe should have ended, not ended,

but should have at least acknowledged its existence as a tourist trap only.

After Elizabeth, I liked Elizabeth, because she was like someone's nan.

You know, you can picture her going,

Would you like some tea and biscuits?

And you go, yes, please, Lizzie, and these corgis are gorgeous.

Whereas with Philip, it's a bit like, would you like some tea?

And you'd be like, no, because I don't like you, Philip.

Anyway, yeah, so we've had that going on.

We've got a new king.

But it always makes me laugh as well because it's a bit Disney-esque, and I've always found

it hysterical. Like whenever there's a

royal wedding or there's a crowning of a king, they expect all us subjects to be out in the

streets going, the king has got a crown or the prince has found a bride like a Disney film. And

like realistically we're like, we cannot pay the bills.

There's food banks all overran and stuff like this.

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