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I am a football fan, I am a soccer fan again kick off our world football phone in.

Oh, my word.

We've got a phone in for you tonight.

08085-909-693.

That's 0-8-08-5-909-693.

As you know, on the World Football Phoneing, we talk about absolutely everything under the sun,

including football. 0808.05, 909.693. And here to guide us through the conversation, as ever is the

legendino, Tim Vickri, who is in Rio as in Degenero. Tim, good morning, you right.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your shoulders.

You can have them back afterwards.

Yes, you've been listening.

Indeed, it's one of those World Football phony mornings where we have to say,

look, worse things have happened in football.

I can't remember when.

Can't remember when.

But, you know, the spuds getting kicked out of the Carabot Cup

and a couple of days later getting kicked out of the FA Cup.

Well, we need a couple of shoulders to cry on.

If yours is a shoulder to cry on, do give us a call

and let Tim unburden himself of some of the angst that he's going through.

Give him your shoulder to cry on.

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