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Back to the Barre

A Sprinkling of Chicken Nugget

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

"They always blame everything on me. Like Abby being there is because of me? I had to be there. I was forced to come back!" Kelly notes for what increasingly feels like the millionth time as the show attempts to use Kelly and her kids as drama fodder on "On-Again, Off-Again Abby". Abby is still out for the week but makes a special appearance at the ALDC to present Kelly with a threat. Abby doesn't want Kelly there, but if she "insists" then Abby promises to work her children to the bone with new solos every week. That of course never happened, so all this meeting accomplished was scaring Brooke and Paige over the fact they have a mom whom Abby dislikes. And just as soon as she's in the episode, Abby disappears once more. She doesn't even show up for competition, which while rude is still a very much welcome break from the madness.


Meanwhile Melissa is fretting over whether Abby will select her kids for Nationals. It doesn't matter that it's the producer's call who actually goes, Melissa sneaks off to discuss the matter with Abby privately. Though Maddie's spot is confirmed, Melissa tries to play coy with the other moms. To what end? Who knows, it's not as if anybody thought Maddie wouldn't be going.


Cathy's Candy Apples are back, thankfully sans Anthony. In his place to stir up some trouble is Hadley's mom Yvette, who is gunning to climb the ranks as a choreographer. Although she puts her best foot forward, Cathy ends up getting credit for all of this week's choreography which leads to Yvette having a meltdown at competition. It does beg the question though, "Do you really want to be considered the next Anthony?"


Quotes

  • “There is a producer who said, and it's kinda cruel, but they were like, "Remember when Mrs. Miler was dying for like 18 episodes and every episode was saying she was going to die this week and then she said no and kept living. Like what do we do?'" (15:51-16:03 | Christi)
  • “You know I wouldn't know what an AMF is. I never even knew what LOL was until recently.” (21:54-22:00 | Kelly)
  • “'I might just be allergic to something. You're allergic to Dance Moms. It's not your comfort show it's your trigger." (43:08-43:13 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “Nevermind. I was going to say she's so nervy, but I'm about to be a giant bitch coming up so nevermind." (1:13:40-1:13:52 | Christi)


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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance,

0:06.5

da, eh, it is.

0:07.5

Can you feel it, can you take it, can you come and freeze that, all of this electricity do it right now?

0:16.0

B-b-b-b-b-b-b- now.

0:18.0

Turn the volume up, lock me your electricity.

0:22.0

Hello, Bitch Eds, welcome back to bar. This is Bitch Number 1, Christie.

0:26.0

I have Bitch Number 2, Kelly.

0:28.0

Kelly, you look pretty and pink today.

0:30.0

Oh, lucky me, yes. I had to go to marshals and buy a bunch of tops because I fit in none of my clothing.

0:38.8

Like, even my t-shirts are tight. And I bought this last week and it's already tighten my

0:44.0

boobs. Someone said to me a couple days ago they're like oh well Kelly looks like

0:48.4

she's gaining some weight she looks so much healthier and I was like don't say that to

0:52.0

get like I mean not like that. I mean, I'm heavier than I was after I had my kids. But didn't they tell me that that's a side effect? Yeah, I mean I take the predozone two pills twice a day.

1:05.0

So, but hopefully once I have my surgery,

1:07.3

I don't have to take my predozone anymore.

1:09.2

Maybe it will go away.

1:10.8

So, I mean, you look great though, like you have your hair you look like you have

1:15.8

roses in your cheeks like as far as the cancer patient goes you look pretty good

1:20.8

you know I'm a good student you are a student for once in your life

1:25.7

Kelly High Lady you know who I talked to yesterday the thing I was just telling you

1:31.7

about the thing I have to do later.

1:34.0

Yeah.

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