A tennis sock full of Chicken McNuggets

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Happy Monday! It's another day under lockdown, another day in the corps, and what could be better than listening to the latest missive from two degenerate bedroom dwellers like Luke and Pete?

This time around, the show covers the following: the role of socks in porn, the prevalence of Dadsapp chats and their content (including key jpeg compression information), classic sitcoms, the three golden rules of sitting around your house, and we hear from another man who's spent time in a beer bath.

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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. In our gym jams, this is the Luke and Pete Show. My name is Pete.
0:37.0	And my name is Luke.
0:39.0	Good. Are you gym jammed up? I'm not in a shower yet. That's how disgusting I am.
0:44.0	Pete, it's at 7 PM.
0:46.0	Ha ha ha! Actually, you know what? Tell a lie, I have had a shower. Or have I?
0:52.0	Have I in a shower, shower Luke please tell me
0:54.5	Tweet in how Luke and Pete show with a pizza and a shower and I'm not in my gym jams. I'll tell you what I am
1:01.3	dressed in though I've got a lovely pair of moccasins from L.L. Bean. Yes, I know the main guy at L.
1:09.4	Bean is a big Trump man, but I bought these before I knew that and I'm not chucking them away.
1:15.0	I've got a pair of knife tennis socks on I've got a pair of tracky bottoms on I've got a nice soft grey cotton
1:21.2	t-shirt on and a big chunky cardigan.
1:25.0	Nice. I mean when you see you know your obsession with like tennis socks like
1:30.2	Laddie that's tennis socks.
1:31.3	Yeah.
1:32.3	No, nike no always no, always nike. Oh, it always reminds me of bad pornography where they have tennis socks and big chunky trainers on. Take them off, like, take off. You are in the middle of Sexual Congress.
1:45.6	Yeah, it's not right. I mean, I'll come on to the tennis socks in a minute, but just quickly on the bad pornography,
1:50.9	which is more of a specialist subject.
1:54.0	I also find that in bad pornography it seems that the women always keep their massive chunky
2:00.5	platform high heels on.
2:02.3	I don't really know why that is.
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