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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

A Very Chaos Christmas | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 150

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Claus and Christmas Cannon are here in their best Mrs. Claus outfits to celebrate with you, joined by a gallon of milk, a bottle of coquito and some fond memories of Christmas past. Support Our Sponsors Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS Nutrafol Take the first step to visibly thicker, healthier hair. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up everybody? I got a brand new hour of stand-up material.

0:03.6

Go to Chris D comedy.com for ticket wickets. I only have a few shows left to end out this tour.

0:08.6

We have January 12th in Elle Cajon, California, that's the San Diego area.

0:13.3

January 13th, the Wiltern in Los Angeles.

0:16.0

If you do not start buying tickets for the Wilton in Los Angeles,

0:19.1

I will cancel it.

0:19.8

Don't tempt me.

0:21.3

February 2nd, the historic Riemann Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee.

0:26.5

I love you guys so much. What a great space. February 3rd, we are in the Warner Theater in

0:31.5

Washington, D.C. Did I say Nashville, Tennessee for the Riemann Washington DC did I say Nashville

0:33.2

Tennessee for the Rhyman you did okay because I all right because

0:36.2

Nashville Tennessee in Washington DC sounds similar in my head but February 2nd

0:40.2

is in Nashville February 3rd is in Washington DC and then we round it all out, February 8th at the Grand Sierra

0:45.0

resort in Reno, Nevada where I will get a prostitute, Chris D.com for Ticket Wiki's brand new

0:50.9

Arab Standard material, then we're going to shoot it as a special and move on so go get the tiki wickeys. Thank you.

0:56.3

Mike Cannon comedy.com for all of my dates. Thank you so much to the Chaos fans for coming out to the shows.

1:01.2

It's been super cool seeing you.

1:02.6

December 29th, I'm going to be at Lansing, Michigan in a yoga studio.

1:06.4

That's right, Stretch While Laughing. Hilltop yoga, December 29th.

1:10.6

December 30th, I'm in Grand Rapids, Michigan at the Midtown.

1:14.2

Come out to that, New Year's Eve again, it's an amateur hour, so get your partying in,

1:18.5

start the year off fresh with a positive attitude.

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