Hello everyone and welcome back to part car combos.

I'm Maddie Mitchell and I am your host today and always because well, quite frankly,

this is literally my podcast so

who else is going to host it happy freaking Monday Tuesday it's Monday Tuesday that's right this episode

was delayed was was was a little bit delayed due to some technical issues that I've been having

just doing just due to some issues I've been having, quite frankly. We're going to get into that

momentarily, but I hope you had a fabulous weekend. I hope you had a fabulous Easter if you celebrated,

and I hope you're feeling well-rusted and rejuvenated and ready to tackle whatever life might

throw at you this week. And I don't think that that's asking too much of your favorite podcast

host, except that's a message I need to hear for myself because I am neither

well-rusted nor rejuvenated right now and I'm fearful that I cannot tackle whatever life

might throw at me this week. I'm rebranding and I'm trying to say, nope, this is going to be a

fabulous week. The tides are changing. It's game over. Like that's how I'm viewing this. It's game over

for you bitches, not you bitches, but like the metaphorical you bitches. Um, I'm trying to shift my perspective. The universe is

actively campaigning against that idea for some reason. Okay, let's just let's get into it. I have so

much to say by the way. Like so much to say. this is april's gossip episode april's gossip episode

unfortunately cursed this episode is cursed i don't know i don't know how else to say it this episode

is cursed i'm so sorry i hope this doesn't negatively impact any of you in any way shape or form

but i just have to call it like i see it um but let's first and foremost address the elephant in

the room this episode is coming out late i'm'm recording it on Monday afternoon and I'm going to

upload it right after, but I know a lot of you, depending on where you are in the world,

will be listening on Tuesday. Hence my happy Monday Tuesday. I sat down to record this episode

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