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Come. Hey everybody and welcome to the Adam Carolla podcast.

I know that I sound strange to you.

You may wonder, hey, did Adam Carolla magically morphed to a giant black woman with an oddly Caucasian-sounding voice? No, I'm Eisha Tyler, and I'm sitting in for Adam Karola while he's away, being big and fancy and making a big old NBC pilot.

So Adam is going to be back March 16th, and in the meanwhile you will have to satisfy

yourselves by fantasizing about me when you touch yourself instead of about Adam like you normally do.

Welcome to the show.

In honor of the awesomest animated show ever made in the history of the world, and I'll cut you,

Simpson fans. We are going to have an all-archist show today. It's very, very exciting. I am here

with the creator of the show. You may know his other creations, C-Lap 2021 and Frisky Dingo.

I'm sure there are other creations that he's got sitting around the house moldering.

Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Reed is on the line from Atlanta. Say hi.

Hi. Hey! And also, very exciting in the studio with me right now.

Of SNL infamy.

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