All right, let's get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. I want to welcome my friends from Aska Ninja.com.

You guys are an internet sensation.

I see you up there on iTunes every day.

We have Kent Nichols and The Ninja from Ask a Ninja.

We have a book to plug.

What else do we got?

What else is coming up?

We can do lots of stuff.

Kent is the big geek and he just keeps optimizing and making money off the ninja.

The ninja doesn't actually need any money. I can get anything I want it any time I want it.

But Kent likes the Donald Duckets, and so he's always trying to exploit me.

Well, you're not married to the material world, yes, Ninja?

No, not at all. I was married

for a short period of time to physics as a general philosophy, but it didn't work out between us.

So, uh... There's too many rules. You, you, uh, what do you need to exist? I mean, I imagine

just a bowl of rice and a fishhead a day would probably get you by. Not even that. I pretty much just feed off the consciousness of the universe.

I don't even have time to eat, really.

I'm moving too fast. I'm doing too many things.

Take this in the spirit in which it's intended, but you seem like you've been doing a lot of feeding off the conscious of the universe.

You put on a few when you hang out with geeks all the time.

When you hang out, I don't know if you've noticed anybody who's,

you've ever been to Comic-Con or any geek arena.

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