ACS: John Holmberg, Live from Stand Up Live in Phoenix

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2015

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

John Holmberg joins Adam, Gina and Bald Bryan live from Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona. Adam opens the show discussing his anger with spider and the free pass they seem to get from people who say they eat the 'bad insects'. Later the gang plays a unique round of 'What Can't Adam Complain About' with dueling Adams complaining about a variety of topics including carrot cake and soft core porn. Gina Grad then takes over and wraps up the show with the news. AdamCarolla.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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