"Adam Scott"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.6 • 51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Oh My Goodness: it’s Adam Scott. Black-out curtains, a ’68 Rambler, homonymous encounters, and “what is it about your wife that drives you crazy?” Sleep with your eyes open… on an all-new SmartLess. Bellissima!

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0:00.0	So, listener, this is the portion of our show called The Cold Open.
0:12.0	Why isn't it called a Hot Open?
0:13.8	Well, because it originated back in the old country.
0:18.8	Jesus.
0:19.7	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:20.3	With refrigerator boxes. He used to... Welcome to an old news, Marlitt. Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With refrigerator boxes, you used to...
0:22.9	Welcome to an old news, smartless.
0:24.8	Smart.
0:25.4	Smart.
0:38.9	Do you guys sleep with the room blacked out or the shades open?
0:45.8	That's my opening topic.
0:46.5	Oh, hang on, Will.
0:47.2	Sean's got some material.
0:48.3	Go ahead, Sean.
0:48.9	What is it?
0:50.2	I don't have material.
0:50.9	I don't.
0:51.6	Do you?
0:53.0	No, I can't sleep with the, I have to sleep with them open because I don't have material. No, I don't. Do you? No, I can't sleep with the, I have to sleep with them open because I can't.
0:58.0	Go back to one?
1:00.0	I have to sleep with them open because I can't wake up when it's pitch black.
1:05.0	It makes me really depressed.
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