Advice from your relationship guru (me)

Long Winded with Gabby Windey

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.9 • 736 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Answering your voice notes today and giving the most sound advice I can offer (use your discretion pls). Im giving advice on workplace romances (love them), if men can be friends with women (absolutely not their brains are barely developed), and how couples therapy has so positively impacted my relationship! Take what you wanna. Enjoy!!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:09.0	And welcome back to Halloween episode of Long Windered.
0:13.7	I'm your host, Tanya Haddx.
0:16.0	They call me the monkey mogul.
0:19.7	Here's my baby monkey now.
0:21.3	We have 700 more in the basement.
0:23.3	We just got into shipment.
0:25.0	I do the exotic animal transportation.
0:27.5	No, I'm not afraid of getting in trouble.
0:29.5	I'm doing good on the animals.
0:32.2	I'm giving them a nice home to live in my pet and zoo
0:34.7	and have all the grubby fingers of your five to ten year olds
0:38.8	touching all over him irritating the fuck out of them but i love these animals here's i got one
0:45.8	suckling on my teeth here's why give him a bait why give him a bottle when i could just give him my
0:52.2	ariola there's colostrum in there. I love Tunka. I love Tunka as much
0:59.8	as he loves me. I love him more than my kids and they know it. We have a special bond me and Tunka.
1:06.2	He's been in all these movies. He's a Hollywood star and he likes to come home to the basement in his cage
1:12.5	and relax. And I love that for him. I give him a big mac every now and then in a red gatorade
1:18.2	every five minutes because that's what Tunkah likes. And he's in his, he's in good health. I was
1:23.9	lying when he said, when I said he had a stroke. Of course I faked his death.
1:28.6	I had no other options.
1:30.9	What was I supposed to do?
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