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Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Jonny and Richard have a terrible idea for their Eagle limo. Also in this episode, bargaining for a car, Vitaraizing, the first Shortsman of spring, the Porsche 718 Spyder RS and paying more for inconvenience, a disintegrating 206 on a motorway, unexpected wheel lock-up, top of the plops, Cruella de Vil’s clutch control, hand built cars, the truth about mk3 MR2s, influencers and L322s, 20 years of the Veyron, an embarrassing moment with Seasick Steve, and a Madonna song ruined.

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1:03.2	I'm Johnny Smith. I'm Richard Porter.
1:06.2	And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.
1:15.2	So, uh, welcome to the podcast that's...
1:18.4	In person.
1:19.3	Yeah?
1:19.7	Uh, for people following the timeline of the Smith and Sniff Cinematic Universe.
1:23.7	Uh, this is the morning after our Manchester live show.
1:26.2	We're here in... Often we record these in a hotel room. This is the morning after our Manchester live show. We're here in, often we record these
1:30.0	in a hotel room. This is not a hotel room. This is basically a really nice apartment that I stayed in
1:36.3	last night. You've got a matching really nice apartment next door. We're in a place called the
1:41.8	Juicy Street warehouse. Yeah. Might be mispronouncing the name of it
1:46.1	and it is a hotel but maybe not it's a lot of traditional hotel apartment hotel yeah so it's an old
1:52.9	cotton warehouse it's bloody cold there's nothing more mancunian than an old cotton warehouse and it's been
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