Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Go to https://policygenius.com/YMH and get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save - Visit https://PhalloFILL.com for more information on a location near you or TEXT 972-663-5588. Mention Your Mom’s House Podcast to receive 2 Free units on select packages. Financing Available at Select Locations. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. What's up, CHOMOS?! It’s another episode of YMH with Tommy Bunz and X-Tina! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are flying solo and open the show with a clip featuring a gentleman who's all about "eating groceries". The Main Mommies aren't alone for long as they are joined by a very special guest, an airtight queen above 18 by the name of Abby. A few episodes back she sent us a story so unbelievable Tom didn't think it was accurate or even written by a woman. But he believes it now as Abby clears the air and speaks her truth on what happened on that faithful night abroad. After Abby, Tom and Christina also get into some clips about Kurt Cobain's gender, cat kisses, face tattoos, foreign accent syndrome, men's retreats, tree climbers, and a beautiful fan rendition of "Good Morning, Julia", plus so much more! Pull 'em up and strap in, y'all. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 755 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:09.0	You know, finding your mom's house.
0:12.0	You know, finding your best summer shouldn't be so hard.
0:15.0	Scan your next Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and play for a chance to grab your pass to Summer's biggest events,
0:21.0	including music festivals, the Away for Euro
0:23.0	2024, and the Olympic Games Paris 2024.
0:26.1	GB 18-plus-only, formation ends 19th of May for full season sees,
0:29.0	visit coke.
0:30.0	UK slash app slash summer 2024.
0:32.0	You're so handsome jeans.
0:35.0	I love your shirt today and your eyes match your shirt and your arms look so fit.
0:45.0	Look at you. Thank you so handsome.
0:46.8	Retarded.
0:48.6	Thank you.
0:49.6	Yeah, you know what?
0:50.8	I had that clip in my mind this morning. She's retarded. Remember he explains that she's
0:56.3	retarded? Yeah, I remember that. She's retarded.
0:59.6	Yeah.
1:00.6	Retarted.
1:01.6	He got a whole sheet with just that drop.
1:03.7	There's so many.
1:04.7	I was going to knock her in the head one day out here.
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