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Britney's Gram

Barbara Gray and Tess Barker

Barbaragray, Society & Culture, Comedy, Music, Music Commentary, Britneyspears, Tessbarker, Arts, Instagram

4.6 • 761 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

We are on the cabbage soup insta news diet and we are making it into a meal baby! But don't worry, we've got some vague news about a "new" (???) fragrance to tide us over, and an incredible throwback photo that can barely contain the Pier One of it all, and features Britney's biggest celeb crush.

We also visit Jamie Lynn's feed to find an old dad family tradition of visiting graves in your Monster hat. Hey, we don't make this shit up, we just somehow find a walk to dissect it for 40 plus minutes at a time.

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0:00.0	This is all you've known. This is all you've really known. This is what your life has been.
0:05.0	And so what's it like to be you?
0:07.0	What's it like to be me?
0:09.0	A book in Malibu is all you need.
0:13.0	Meow.
0:15.0	Meow.
0:16.0	You have to like sneak up on them when they're not expecting it.
0:20.0	That's a hot picture. I wonder what it means.
0:24.6	Everyone has our own interpretation of what things mean to them.
0:29.3	Hello everyone and welcome to Brittany's Graham.
0:32.0	The happiest place on the internet.
0:34.2	I am Babs Gray.
0:35.3	And I'm Tess Barker.
0:36.6	And I feel like we're really, I feel like, you know, in movies when the fan, I don't
0:43.3	know why I'm thinking of Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory.
0:45.4	Go on.
0:45.6	But the, but when the family has not, like, nothing to eat and they're, like, making cabbage
0:50.4	soup and they're just adding water to the old cabbage.
0:53.6	Absolutely.
0:58.0	Adding tap water to our cabbage soup at this point. And you know what?
0:58.5	You can survive on that.
0:59.8	Oh, you can.
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