That's the thing you've got to be looking out for with the dating world nowadays, isn't

it?

Just how insane might your girl in the girl you're going to marry be?

You're going to have to like put them through a pretty big screening process, like just

to make sure that she, like if you have a child with her, she's not going to change

its gender.

I never thought I'd say anything like that in my life.

I love to lead this one off with a bit of levity.

Friends had shown from SGT Report, of course, that was my friend and SGT Report producer,

Matt, and we're back with all of the real news, the demon creatures and mocking birds don't

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